Wtf killed by a suicide jumper
When in china, stay far enough from the base of buildings to be out of the splat zone.
Also, avoid guys with meat cleavers, swords, or forklifts. Oh yeah, and stay off the roads, sidewalks, and power poles.
Just fucking stay away from China, Brazil, Africa, the Middle East or anywhere near Ouch's white van.
@i_am_goff They all float Cunt!
@i_am_goff how do you know about Ouch's white van may i ask? experience?
@i_am_goff Sound advice!! Thanks for the heads up!! Literally!!
@sofaking_nasty Guess he got suicided.
Normally you yell "fore" first.
It rains heavy over there!
@sofaking_nasty nah just his wife she was tired of his nagging about taking to long so she skipped the stairs. But she sent an I'm on my way down text
Now THAT would be funny! He gets a text to look up and then WHAM!
Look Up Before You Die Die
That was a hard hit, but I wonder if it actually killed him.
@sofaking_nasty two kills with one arrow.
@frank n. stein this link is horribly graphic. Yikes!! For your own good, don't click on this link. Unless you're into serious gore.
@frank n. stein I think I'm gonna be sick.
Two for 1,, That's a good day for death....
But were these clips Kevorkian approved?
I call dibs on all the free shoes flying around.
Some Breakdancing I see
Those middle easterners like to have a dramatic suicide.
“Holy shit! CS just updated!”
Asians falling from the skies? It’s pearl harbour all over again.
@mr_krabs BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA +++
@mr_krabs LMMFAO.... I mean oh that's sad
This comment has been deleted
He went full on mode bey blade
If you're gonna do it, please follow the leads of Hutchence and Carradine. By yourself, rope around neck, pants around ankles and dick in your hand. Don't inconvenience others... except maid service I guess.
@burfurger And set up your phone to record it on yer way out.
I saw a guy get hit by a car on a bike the other day. I was like motherfucker no dashcam and I was driving to fast to record on my phone
@nybadguy how'd they get the car on the bike?
@mrfistursister they mounted it on the bike like a dashcam
fidget spinner style is the most epic way to kill yourself
@bloatednigga Makes me wanna buy some now, thanks
That second clip was brutal! I love this place!
First time either of them followed through with anything in their life
Holy fucking awesome way to suicide! Second guy was playing Pokemon Go, he caught a super rare one!
now he knows how a bug feels when it hits the windsheild!
This first dude was D cleated literally
Two easy and fast ways to remove your shoes with out the hassle of bending over
It's a 2 for 1 sale at Vons.
"I'm guessing they must assemble U.S. products on the upper floors of the building.
They could have at least put out a memo or something."
Killing yourself by standing where you think a jumper is going to land. That there takes some planning
@gromet Hahaha +10&1/2
@gromet if only the guy walking towards them had his camera activated. Maybe Mr CS can get ahold of somebody at Google and we can get that footage.
@gromet And intuition.
the first one was more like kill the tard save the shoes......
Dayuuuuum nigga that second fool has deadly aim. That's extra points for taking someone else out on your way out.
3 ways and nice twofer at 00:37
Who throws a shoe.... I mean Really!
offscreen, there’s someone else killed by a flying shoe. Can’t wait to see that next week
So this is the knew fidget spinner huh?
Second fella just standing there liking pics on instagram and his missus 10 stories up notices and goes for a look.
Two for the price of one.
When his shoe flew off, that was hilarious
Ever have a "splitting" headache???
Dude that was walking toward the second guy definitely got hit with some splatter.
Does that last one count as a murder suicide?
@smallcock1983 Well whatever it was, it was homicide.
I wonder if the first one got dizzy before he died?
WTH The impact knocked him out of his shoes.
One Of the greatest wrestling Ariel moves ever performed...the flying crossbody double death bringer
Look! Free shoe!
Moral of the story on that last one, don't always have your head buried in the fucking phone.
True, Cappie, but who walks around looking up? The other people walking around didn't see the human projectile, either.
What a great deal 2 for 1
I really enjoy the part where his fucking shoes fly off...
Fucking kids, always looking at their damn phones. See what could happen?
......1st one= 9.5 for creativity.........2nd one = way to stick the landing on some poor other Fucker! BULLSEYE!
B E Y B L A D E
First dude can break dance cuh
I like to think that there is no such thing as an instant death. even if the brain is crushed. of course they wouldn't run experiments to confirm this because of obvious reasons, but It just so happens that the amount of time that they stay alive is just so short that by the time medics get there, the victim died. but yeh i think that the belief of instant death isn't based on fact but just assumption.
His brain may have no longer been able to send info to his mind, but his consciousness had not yet departed from his body. so in a way, he did feel his skull get grinded against that concrete.
@awoo56709 tell that to all the human death shadows left in Hiroshima
@cash me outside you got me there.
And this is why the muzzies need to holler 4 before chuckin a faggot off the roof
This is why Muslims need to call out a warning before throwing an undesirable of the roof of a building.
The first guy used to be a breakdancer. The other guy didn't watch enough Final Destination movies.
In all seriousness though, depression is a terrible illness that affects many people all across the world.
If your thinking about killing yourself, talk to people, ask for help! For example, if these people had just reached out, the CS community could have supported them and offered tips on how to do it without looking like an idiot in their last few moments of life
it's raining men,,,, hallelujah
I don't care how suicidal a bitch is, one should look before they leap.
Welp there goes his fucking shoes XD
That guy's got the Jimmy Legs!!
Talk about being at the wrong place at the wrong time.