POSSIBLY THE 2 MOST RIDICULOUS WAYS TO END YOUR LIFE

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  • sofaking_nasty August 22, 2019

    Wtf killed by a suicide jumper

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    • i_am_goff August 22, 2019

      @sofaking_nasty

      When in china, stay far enough from the base of buildings to be out of the splat zone.

      Also, avoid guys with meat cleavers, swords, or forklifts. Oh yeah, and stay off the roads, sidewalks, and power poles.

      Just fucking stay away from China, Brazil, Africa, the Middle East or anywhere near Ouch's white van.

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      •   ouch August 22, 2019

        @i_am_goff They all float Cunt!

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      • rouge_et_blanc August 23, 2019

        @i_am_goff how do you know about Ouch's white van may i ask? experience?

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      • keysersoze9515 August 25, 2019

        @i_am_goff Sound advice!! Thanks for the heads up!! Literally!!

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    •   lafind August 22, 2019

      @sofaking_nasty Guess he got suicided.

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    • carlspackler August 23, 2019

      @sofaking_nasty

      Normally you yell "fore" first.

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    •   luvthick August 23, 2019

      @sofaking_nasty

      It rains heavy over there!

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    • muzziesarescum August 23, 2019

      @sofaking_nasty nah just his wife she was tired of his nagging about taking to long so she skipped the stairs. But she sent an I'm on my way down text

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      • frank n. stein August 24, 2019

        @muzziesarescum

        Now THAT would be funny! He gets a text to look up and then WHAM!

        Look Up Before You Die Die

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        • frank n. stein August 24, 2019

          That was a hard hit, but I wonder if it actually killed him.

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    • greylike August 24, 2019

      @sofaking_nasty two kills with one arrow.

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      • frank n. stein August 24, 2019

        https://liveleak.com/view?t=57f_1487449509

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        • keysersoze9515 August 25, 2019

          @frank n. stein this link is horribly graphic. Yikes!! For your own good, don't click on this link. Unless you're into serious gore.

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        • bobbymcgee 10 hours ago

          @frank n. stein I think I'm gonna be sick.

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  • houndog35 August 22, 2019

    Two for 1,, That's a good day for death....

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    •   letmefindout August 22, 2019

      @houndog35

      But were these clips Kevorkian approved?

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    •   big_daddy305 August 22, 2019

      I call dibs on all the free shoes flying around.

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  • sieba August 22, 2019

    Some Breakdancing I see

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  • blackjac August 22, 2019

    Those middle easterners like to have a dramatic suicide.

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  • serial_fappist August 22, 2019

    “Holy shit! CS just updated!”

    (SPLAT!)

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  •   mr_krabs August 22, 2019

    Asians falling from the skies? It’s pearl harbour all over again.

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    • alohasnackbar August 22, 2019

      @mr_krabs BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA +++

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    •   ouch August 22, 2019

      @mr_krabs LMMFAO.... I mean oh that's sad

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  • unknown August 22, 2019

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    • average_alien August 22, 2019

      @futanari_lover

      He went full on mode bey blade

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  •   burfurger August 22, 2019

    If you're gonna do it, please follow the leads of Hutchence and Carradine. By yourself, rope around neck, pants around ankles and dick in your hand. Don't inconvenience others... except maid service I guess.

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    •   lafind August 22, 2019

      @burfurger And set up your phone to record it on yer way out.

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  •   nybadguy August 22, 2019

    I saw a guy get hit by a car on a bike the other day. I was like motherfucker no dashcam and I was driving to fast to record on my phone

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    • mrfistursister August 22, 2019

      @nybadguy how'd they get the car on the bike?

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      • cyberbu11y August 22, 2019

        @mrfistursister they mounted it on the bike like a dashcam

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  • bloatednigga August 22, 2019

    fidget spinner style is the most epic way to kill yourself

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    • cosgrove August 22, 2019

      @bloatednigga Makes me wanna buy some now, thanks

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  • alohasnackbar August 22, 2019

    That second clip was brutal! I love this place!

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  • senseless August 22, 2019

    First time either of them followed through with anything in their life

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  • calethehuman August 22, 2019

    Holy fucking awesome way to suicide! Second guy was playing Pokemon Go, he caught a super rare one!

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  • sunfishsam2001 August 22, 2019

    now he knows how a bug feels when it hits the windsheild!

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  • sagginandlaggin August 22, 2019

    This first dude was D cleated literally

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  • sagginandlaggin August 22, 2019

    Two easy and fast ways to remove your shoes with out the hassle of bending over

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  • erkie August 22, 2019

    It's a 2 for 1 sale at Vons.

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  • uponusall August 22, 2019

    "I'm guessing they must assemble U.S. products on the upper floors of the building.

    They could have at least put out a memo or something."

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  • gromet August 22, 2019

    Killing yourself by standing where you think a jumper is going to land. That there takes some planning

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    • cyberbu11y August 22, 2019

      @gromet Hahaha +10&1/2

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    • cyberbu11y August 22, 2019

      @gromet if only the guy walking towards them had his camera activated. Maybe Mr CS can get ahold of somebody at Google and we can get that footage.

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    •   lafind August 22, 2019

      @gromet And intuition.

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  • louiejones August 22, 2019

    the first one was more like kill the tard save the shoes......

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  • d35p153 August 22, 2019

    Dayuuuuum nigga that second fool has deadly aim. That's extra points for taking someone else out on your way out.

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  • crazyshitisgay August 22, 2019

    3 ways and nice twofer at 00:37

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  •   ouch August 22, 2019

    Who throws a shoe.... I mean Really!

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    • gromet August 23, 2019

      @ouch

      offscreen, there’s someone else killed by a flying shoe. Can’t wait to see that next week

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  • zyklonbravo August 22, 2019

    So this is the knew fidget spinner huh?

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  • seanybiker August 22, 2019

    Second fella just standing there liking pics on instagram and his missus 10 stories up notices and goes for a look.

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  • fukume August 22, 2019

    Two for the price of one.

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  • astrozorro August 22, 2019

    When his shoe flew off, that was hilarious

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  • ss24 August 22, 2019

    Ever have a "splitting" headache???

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  • cyberbu11y August 22, 2019

    Dude that was walking toward the second guy definitely got hit with some splatter.

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  • smallcock1983 August 22, 2019

    Does that last one count as a murder suicide?

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    •   lafind August 22, 2019

      @smallcock1983 Well whatever it was, it was homicide.

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  •   lafind August 22, 2019

    I wonder if the first one got dizzy before he died?

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  • hangfire August 22, 2019

    Classic murder/suicide.

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  • keno1226 August 22, 2019

    WTH The impact knocked him out of his shoes.

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  • cash me outside August 22, 2019

    One Of the greatest wrestling Ariel moves ever performed...the flying crossbody double death bringer

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  • mclovin510 August 22, 2019

    Look! Free shoe!

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  • captjim August 22, 2019

    Moral of the story on that last one, don't always have your head buried in the fucking phone.

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    • frank n. stein August 24, 2019

      @captjim

      True, Cappie, but who walks around looking up? The other people walking around didn't see the human projectile, either.

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  • slutmuffin August 23, 2019

    What a great deal 2 for 1

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  • birdhush August 23, 2019

    I really enjoy the part where his fucking shoes fly off...

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  • schaizenegger August 23, 2019

    Fucking kids, always looking at their damn phones. See what could happen?

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  • nomercyfukstics August 23, 2019

    ......1st one= 9.5 for creativity.........2nd one = way to stick the landing on some poor other Fucker! BULLSEYE!

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  • phnf27 August 23, 2019

    B E Y B L A D E

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  • yomamaonmydick August 23, 2019

    First dude can break dance cuh

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  • awoo56709 August 23, 2019

    I like to think that there is no such thing as an instant death. even if the brain is crushed. of course they wouldn't run experiments to confirm this because of obvious reasons, but It just so happens that the amount of time that they stay alive is just so short that by the time medics get there, the victim died. but yeh i think that the belief of instant death isn't based on fact but just assumption.

    His brain may have no longer been able to send info to his mind, but his consciousness had not yet departed from his body. so in a way, he did feel his skull get grinded against that concrete.

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    • cash me outside August 23, 2019

      @awoo56709 tell that to all the human death shadows left in Hiroshima

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      • awoo56709 August 24, 2019

        @cash me outside you got me there.

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  • willisdickfit8814 August 23, 2019

    And this is why the muzzies need to holler 4 before chuckin a faggot off the roof

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    • frank n. stein August 24, 2019

      American Translation:

      This is why Muslims need to call out a warning before throwing an undesirable of the roof of a building.

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  • chilla_chillout August 23, 2019

    The first guy used to be a breakdancer. The other guy didn't watch enough Final Destination movies.

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  • gromet August 23, 2019

    In all seriousness though, depression is a terrible illness that affects many people all across the world.

    If your thinking about killing yourself, talk to people, ask for help! For example, if these people had just reached out, the CS community could have supported them and offered tips on how to do it without looking like an idiot in their last few moments of life

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  • bigblackhead August 23, 2019

    it's raining men,,,, hallelujah

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  • frank n. stein August 24, 2019

    I don't care how suicidal a bitch is, one should look before they leap.

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  • saltbae August 24, 2019

    Double kill!

    +250 XP.

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  • garehh220 August 25, 2019

    Welp there goes his fucking shoes XD

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  • keysersoze9515 August 25, 2019

    That guy's got the Jimmy Legs!!

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  • go2hellbitch August 29, 2019

    Talk about being at the wrong place at the wrong time.

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