I'm sorry you tripped and fell in my retarded daughter
"Why did you do that?"
......err cuz you you had awesome tits?? (and I saw yr butthole!)
Great script. Lol
Regardless of the plot, ya gotta love those slutty daughters!
I suggest you stay away from all daughters.
@burfurger Every woman or girl is someones daughter. You can have the brothers, I'll take the daughters.
That's what I meant. Walla should stay away from all women. Probably already has to with all the restraining orders anyway.
Truth?? Zero restraining orders, never had one but currently, 3 fuckin late 30s stalkers!!! Dumb stupid cunts! What is it about hearing "get the goddamn motherfuck outta my life cuz I'm done wit ya"?? I never led the sluts on. Told ALL of em, no marriage, no commitment and NO BITCH, you ain't moving in. The ignorant ho's knew that day one before I plowed that ass. "Bitches be crazy"!!!
Good to know that your spare room will be available when I visit.
Were those 3 guys disappointed? Lol
@wallawilly I can imagine what those skanks looked like! lmao
I think this is fake.
@bigsmokey86 no way!! Don't ruin it for me.. I thought I had a chance with all my dates daughters damnit!
@ketamine<3 Theres always your daughter...
@bigsmokey86 shit, I gotta go have a daughter before it's too late! I wash all my sons and daughters down the sink...
Somewhere in the sewers under Arizona lurks a hoard of alligator/human hybrids that look suspiciously like you.
@mr_krabs dear god... it's hideous... kill it! Kill it with fire!!
Dude wasn't there a movie made where that happens? A man and woman masturbate and wash it down the drain and it fertilized in some toxic waste and created zombies and shit.. I'm gonna look it up I swear there is a B or C rate movie with that plot.
That sounds amazing! If you find it let me know, I love shitty b movies.
@bigsmokey86 you may be onto something here. Who eats salad these days? I call bullshit.
If this plot was any more retarded i would think its Mike Tyson
Mike Tyson is a mystery genius and he will be the next James Bond.
Fuck Buster Douglas... and Holyfield Hot Sauce is available for sale on miketysonbites.com.
Buster Douglas throttled Tyson that night. We had a PPV party and everything got real quiet, real quick!
Dumb plot or not, that bitch has perfect tits.
No shit! Dayum!
It was no accident.
Well maybe you shoulda jumped his bone before the daughter ever think about that?
Don't dazzle me with those tits I'm not going to fuck you or eh... maybe just a quick tap and non one will be the wiser! Doh!
I tap her ass
@oring don't tap too hard or she'll make that chipmunk face in the thumb nail and scare the bejesus outta you.
That donkey has great tits! Shame about the cerebral palsy.
@mr_krabs she can get retarded on my cock anytime.
He just needs to convince the mom that it was unavoidable and for putting him in this situation, she and her daughter should both do him at the same time.
She's got a face like a god damn wildebeest
Exactly what I thought!
@intylerwetrust a face only a mother could love
Epic butterface. You get to pound that fine ass body but then this weird chipmunk bitch pops out and scares your dick limp.
You can tell that chick is going to end up a fat bitch in the near future. fucking gross whores. \m/
If I ever had any respect for porn prier to this, I would have lost the rest of it right now.
The Botchamania reference got me. Not gonna lie.
@nunyadamnbidness for sure, perfect crossover
@nunyadamnbidness You complete me, BROTHER
i didn't mean to get horny watching your daughter strip and play with herself on the worldwide web honest dear!!!
!PRED - !DRAT
I can't help but want to slap that bitches retarded face...
I had to Google "Corpsing "
@ouch Me too. Didn't know it was a whole thing.
Wrestling fan by chance?
@creed285 EVERYONE KNOWS... WANTS TO KNOW
I like Dillon Harper as a brunette better, and is that a double chin?.....lay off the twinkies princess, you're a professional.
i love dliion harper though
I'd fuck that duck lip slut in the back
Her orgasm face looks like a young less slutty Hillary Clinton
Fugly, thanks there are paper bags!
Best bod on a down syndrome bitch I've ever seen. Hands down
When it cums to makeup, less is more