no more extra marital finger banging for you Hector !
@bigblackhead UFC signed him (the concession division) ..... Now he will be selling beer and nuts inside the ring during the breaks.......
First one had a few miles on her but I think we could have worked out some other form of "punishment"
"She was stealin' when she shoulda been buyin'"
@letmefindout, probably stole a donut. Proper retaliation in my book!
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@luisgaravito in America we prefer to drink from the bottle, but to each their own
@luisgaravito and I thought a bottle up the ass was gay...
He didnt look like he minded that bottle up his pooper too much....not much of a punishment to a fag i guess,.,.
Feel good story of the year!
* until they come back for him
is karma a bitch or bitch just karma?
@riothotline I think it's life's a bitch and then you marry one unless you're a fag then it's 2 bitches.
@smallcock1983 I'm having trouble seeing the karmic irony in this :P
The idea on the rapist was good, just need someone to push down on his shoulders or just lay him down and punt the bottle
@hitman777 Better to use a pineapple with the leaf side up.
Dankyou cum again
The purse snatcher one was awesome! Pure karma right there..
There are easier and less gay ways of opening a bottle.
But not as much fun.
Shit beer anyway
@gromet ...why does this beer taste like shit?
So many repost but I got in a good old nostalgia FAP!
@ouch Dat bottle turn ya on?
lol run bitch next time don"t fight a mma guy
K.O You loser
I ask for some pussy all the time but when they see my penis in a splint they board and walk away.
Thank you come again
Damn, MMA fighters are everywhere.
Whelp... that beer's skunked.
White guy got cheated on a Asian guy white guy smaller dick then Asian
Can you say that in a language we understand?
My guitar gently weeps!
Theguy who stole the chair was an interior decorator and thought the chair didn't fit the decor and just wanted to take it home and redo it before he returned it to the establishment. Gay!
Booby Doobie Doobie
Damn Popeyes is getting some free advertisement for the second week in a row. Must be something in them po'boys that makes them niggas go crazy.
@louiejones if you were really a tough guy you would make a real account showing ur face with it real name and type that,I'm getting so sick of u online pussies with scary avatars and racist corny comments
That bottle didn't phase him
I guess MMA fighting doesn't pay the bills.