RPP: THE SEED-PLANTER

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  • unknown August 31, 2019

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    • masshysteria August 31, 2019

      @luisgaravito .... don’t you know asians keep regenerating , ..... just don’t feed the fuckers after midnight ffs.

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      • mrfistursister August 31, 2019

        @masshysteria if you think about it... Isn't it always after midnight?

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    •   mr_krabs August 31, 2019

      @luisgaravito

      How do you abort a watermelon? With Weed killer or a melon baller?

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    • erkie September 1, 2019

      @luisgaravito

      Why does your dick have a harpoon attached to it/

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  •   letmefindout August 31, 2019

    A regular Johnny Appleseed

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  • oring August 31, 2019

    Shes a keeper, she swallows

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    •   lafind August 31, 2019

      @oring She can cum play in my garden.

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  •   GrimmWilder August 31, 2019

    She's a dynamo hum with watermelon cum,.,.,.

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  • blankman22 August 31, 2019

    More like a jack-o'-lantern, which is what that bitch's face looked like after taking that load to her face.

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  •   burfurger August 31, 2019

    Well now she has two types of seeds in her.

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    • blankman22 August 31, 2019

      @burfurger

      Pumpkin seeds? Come to think of it, I always wondered why pumpkin seeds were so slimy.

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  • riothotline August 31, 2019

    to be fair, his theory is valid

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  • hitman777 August 31, 2019

    Yup, kind of retarded

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  •   ketamine<3 August 31, 2019

    For some reason I thought of Ricky from Trailer Park Boys when he was saying "exactly, the sperm will attack the seeds and dissolve..." totally something Ricky would say.

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  •   ouch August 31, 2019

    Dumb as a cum bucket full of watermelon seeds

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    •   lafind August 31, 2019

      @ouch The best kinda whore there is.

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  • driguy August 31, 2019

    Whoa!! Michael Jackson is black again!!

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  • maggotyandy August 31, 2019

    Note to self: gp to produce section, hang out by watermelon crate

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  • theburnedbaptist August 31, 2019

    MMMRRRJAUUW I WANTTO FUCKTHIS ASIANGIRL TO DEATH!!!! AAAAAUWWWWWWW

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  • tuffey August 31, 2019

    She is one hot little Chiquita tho!

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  • erkie August 31, 2019

    He planted his seeds in dirt in hope that they will grow.

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  • saltbae August 31, 2019

    She’d grow watermelons inside her,now she’ll grow a fucking homonculus inside her.

    Just like Alien(1979).

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  • awoo56709 August 31, 2019

    Whether or not this story is true I wouldn't know, I have no memory of it since I was 4: apparently when I was 4 I put an orange seed up my nose. It started growing. I complained about a pain in my head and there was a rotting smell coming from my nose. By the time they pulled it out there was a root about 4 inches long and some other minor roots coming from it.

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  • asssmasher August 31, 2019

    I want to fuck

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  • geraldo_rivera September 1, 2019

    Luvthick eats watermelon all the time for this very reason.

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  • erkie September 1, 2019

    If they remake the movie Moon Raker they could use this guy and call it Moon Raper.

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  • d35p153 September 2, 2019

    Never understood the appeal of Asian bro If you wanna fuck a 10yr old boy then ok cuz they have the same body type but I'll take a thick curvy bitch any day.

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  • louiejones September 3, 2019

    i think she was born blonde and aborded...

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