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@luisgaravito .... don’t you know asians keep regenerating , ..... just don’t feed the fuckers after midnight ffs.
@masshysteria if you think about it... Isn't it always after midnight?
How do you abort a watermelon? With Weed killer or a melon baller?
Why does your dick have a harpoon attached to it/
A regular Johnny Appleseed
Shes a keeper, she swallows
@oring She can cum play in my garden.
She's a dynamo hum with watermelon cum,.,.,.
More like a jack-o'-lantern, which is what that bitch's face looked like after taking that load to her face.
Well now she has two types of seeds in her.
Pumpkin seeds? Come to think of it, I always wondered why pumpkin seeds were so slimy.
to be fair, his theory is valid
Yup, kind of retarded
For some reason I thought of Ricky from Trailer Park Boys when he was saying "exactly, the sperm will attack the seeds and dissolve..." totally something Ricky would say.
Dumb as a cum bucket full of watermelon seeds
@ouch The best kinda whore there is.
Whoa!! Michael Jackson is black again!!
Note to self: gp to produce section, hang out by watermelon crate
MMMRRRJAUUW I WANTTO FUCKTHIS ASIANGIRL TO DEATH!!!! AAAAAUWWWWWWW
She is one hot little Chiquita tho!
He planted his seeds in dirt in hope that they will grow.
She’d grow watermelons inside her,now she’ll grow a fucking homonculus inside her.
Just like Alien(1979).
Whether or not this story is true I wouldn't know, I have no memory of it since I was 4: apparently when I was 4 I put an orange seed up my nose. It started growing. I complained about a pain in my head and there was a rotting smell coming from my nose. By the time they pulled it out there was a root about 4 inches long and some other minor roots coming from it.
I want to fuck
Luvthick eats watermelon all the time for this very reason.
If they remake the movie Moon Raker they could use this guy and call it Moon Raper.
Never understood the appeal of Asian bro If you wanna fuck a 10yr old boy then ok cuz they have the same body type but I'll take a thick curvy bitch any day.
i think she was born blonde and aborded...