EVEN FOR BRAZILIANS, THIS IS PRETTY FUCKING RUTHLESS

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  • brendo September 4, 2019

    Rule Nr. 1: Double Tap

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    • farcanal September 4, 2019

      That was a very pointed argument!

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      • dgpnca September 7, 2019

        @farcanal they got their point across

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    • worship September 4, 2019

      @brendo Rule Nr. 1: Get a door for your fucking house

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    • lavidaloca September 4, 2019

      @brendo Rule Nr 2 : Double Fap

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    • handoek September 4, 2019

      @brendo wrong first jugg then double tap

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      •   letmefindout September 4, 2019

        @handoek

        I guess he didn't pass go or collect the $200.00

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        • deadpen September 4, 2019

          @letmefindout I think rule number one is throw those fag ass flip flops away and get some shoes that tie so you can fucking run.

          Also I'm glad to see gun control works: in Brazil, all firearms are required to be registered with the minimum age for gun ownership being 25. It is generally illegal to carry a gun outside a residence, and a special permit granting the right to do so is granted to certain groups, such as law enforcement officers.

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          • lavidaloca September 5, 2019

            @deadpen Cops, and gangs...

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    • moose_636 September 5, 2019

      @brendo Which gang is this the 2 fingers or 3?

      I ask because when they kill someone they usually show 2 fingers and 3 fingers...

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  • greatwhiteguy September 4, 2019

    Thats no way to calve up a turkey

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    • deadpen September 4, 2019

      @greatwhiteguy Isn't Brazil the birthplace of AIDS?

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  • fucked_your_dad September 4, 2019

    I really hate watching people getting stabbed, but I did laugh when the dude's machete bent like a broken dick.

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    •   lafind September 4, 2019

      @fucked_your_dad Yeah, I know but how about the next guys sitting there? He's like oh shit.

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      • fucked_your_dad September 4, 2019

        @lafind Rewatching the video, it's a lot grosser once you realize the machete bent on the dude's spine. But it becomes funny again if you can imagine the screaming that comes immediately after the broken blade is caused by anger that his machete is bent.

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  • jimbob9876 September 4, 2019

    No wonder why Trump says these countries are shitholes we need to bring back napalm let him get a little taste of what the Vietcong got they'll straighten their shit up quick

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    • erkie September 4, 2019

      @jimbob9876

      We should drop agent orange on their ass, the affects last for years.

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  • abusa-madres September 4, 2019

    Lovely game! How many stabs do you stand?

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  • 72jayd September 4, 2019

    Wanna see Crazy Shit Site in person? Go to Brazil.

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  • charlesmanson September 4, 2019

    that guy fucking bent the knife ... frustrating..

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  • phnf27 September 4, 2019

    Huezil

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  • xenomorph September 4, 2019

    For just a dollar a day you can sponsor some 3rd world savage and provide him with a nice sharp non bending knife or bladed weapon.

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  • unknown September 4, 2019

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    • unknown September 4, 2019

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      • erkie September 4, 2019

        @luisgaravito

        TMI!

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    • clawhammer September 4, 2019

      @luisgaravito

      Fuck off, you woke guilt tripping SJW eco-hipster cunt!

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      • unknown September 4, 2019

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        • erkie September 4, 2019

          @luisgaravito

          Gay, gAy, gaY!

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        •   ouch September 4, 2019

          @luisgaravito LMMFAO

          Best Bitch slap in a long time

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  • hitman777 September 4, 2019

    Hey some of them finally traded in throes dull knives for guns, looked like it worked much better, don’t forget to tell your friends

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  • mclovin510 September 4, 2019

    That’s why the government will never get my guns

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    •   sarge07 September 4, 2019

      @mclovin510

      Beto O'Rourke says when he's President you will be forced to sell your firearms to the government.

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      •   felterupgood September 4, 2019

        @sarge07

        That's not going to happen. There is simply not enough boys in blue to pull it off.

        If men come to get your guns they will never find them all and at the end of the day they will be ambushed and whatever they have confiscated will be reclaimed by the citizens they robbed.

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        •   ketamine<3 September 4, 2019

          @felterupgood true that. If they ever even hint at the notion that they are going door to door confiscating guns I know plenty of people (myself included) that will bury a cashe of guns and ammo in the desert and hand over 1, you know, to look like a model citizen that follows the law.

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          •   felterupgood September 5, 2019

            @ketamine<3

            I would tell them that they are too late... the other deputies already came and got them. They can stand there and talk to me while someone else confiscates more guns.

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      • erkie September 4, 2019

        @sarge07

        There's a special place in hell for Beto!

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      • mclovin510 September 5, 2019

        @sarge07 I lost them all in a horrific boating accident!

        Besides, I considered selling my weapons “back” to the government, but after a background check and thorough investigation into the buyer, I determined the buyer has a history of violence and is mentally unstable. Big risk to everyone around it.

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  •   mr_krabs September 4, 2019

    If that first place was in London that would be a £2000 a month apartment. No joke.

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  •   sarge07 September 4, 2019

    Fuck Brazil, a MOAB sounds in order

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  • rainmaker11 September 4, 2019

    just another wednesday in my neighborhood...

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  • bigblackhead September 4, 2019

    he's a holy man now

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    • romo27 September 4, 2019

      @bigblackhead

      holey. FIFY

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  • marianosanchez September 4, 2019

    Last one missing captions...Aaaaaaaahhh Aaaaaaaahhh Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh ! ! ! ! ! !

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  • erkie September 4, 2019

    Wearing a speedo , they must be gay.

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  • louiejones September 4, 2019

    that first clip i wouldn't throw my used toilet paper in that dump but it had a top notch tv sitting there.....

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  • asssmasher September 4, 2019

    Trump if you read do something for brazil

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    •   sarge07 September 5, 2019

      @asssmasher

      let that shithole clean up their own

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  • goreganite September 4, 2019

    they werent very prepared.. sharpening their knives, on scene... they one dudes shit bent in half.... but they persevered

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    • cyberbu11y September 4, 2019

      @goreganite Yeah he just sat like

      "I thought I was gonna get all my holes filled"

      Instead he's just full of holes.

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  • d35p153 September 4, 2019

    Steel knife vs thick headed Brazilian. Skull wins.

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  • moose657 September 4, 2019

    Well...at lest the knives were sharp.

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  • ba1 September 4, 2019

    All they had to do was stab the dude.... Oh, wait....

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  • hunterxhunter September 4, 2019

    If i had to pic between the two ways to die i would literally suck a dick the get a bullet to the head these fucking Brazilians never sharpen their knives and i don't wanna be alive long enough to find out there is a dull blade sticking in my back

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  • sloppydong September 5, 2019

    We just witness the legendary sharpening methods of the great Brazilian hoodlum @ 00:40

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  • moose_636 September 5, 2019

    Which gang is this the 2 fingers or 3?

    I ask because when they kill someone they usually show 2 fingers and 3 fingers...

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  • james199069 September 5, 2019

    "Hey .. Im down to my undies man can you give me a break"

    "Let me sharpen my dull knife on a piece on concrete and we will work something out"

    Stab stab stab

    "Justkiddin" (puts the emoji with the tongue out)

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  • boso September 5, 2019

    Dude was in bed then motherfuckers come in like they live there. No such thing as door locks?

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  • farcough_n_die September 5, 2019

    This just logs up more hours for the coroner.

    "Which shot or stab killed him?"

    "Who the fuck cares."

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  • frank n. stein September 5, 2019

    DAMN!!!!!!! Brazil NUTS!!

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