Anyone here have experience with motorcycles? I've never touched one so I'm curious as to why so many people gas the fuck outta the throttle when they clearly don't intend/no longer want to. Is that an amateur mistake that happens often or just to idiots?
@fucked_your_dad Idiots! It can happen when an inexperienced rider gasses too much too fast and is afraid to let go.
@fucked_your_dad called whiskey throttle. The bike moves forward and they grab onto the handles and try and pull themselves up on the seat and they rip the gas.
@steamboatwilly yeah, I did this my first time riding a bike at 16? I didn't crash but I laid the bike down.
@steamboatwilly Dude they hit the ONLY pole in the middle of a sidewalk WTF?
Just to idiots and your typical Asian drivers
@fucked_your_dad a good riding practice is to always keep your knuckles ABOVE your wrist when riding. Another good practice is to stay the fuck off of them altogether.
@fucked_your_dad amateur mistake, happened me twice. I kept looking at my hand waiting for it to throttle back, eventually my brain kicked in before I hit something.
@fucked_your_dad just like @steamboatwilly stated, it happens to the best of us. I did it on a bike a couple times when I was first learning to ride and once I crashed a jet ski into another jet ski cause of it. I've been riding Harley's over 16 years now and only made that mistake when I was learning so I'd say experience is key.
@fucked_your_dad after being on this site you couldn’t even pay me to ride one I would rater jump of a 20 story building i think i have a better chance of survival.
@fucked_your_dad it's called whiskey throttle in the dirtbike world. It's a strange thing ppl do when they panic you kind of brace for impact and want everything to be where you can hold on and your brain says pull back not roll forward. That's the best I can explain it
The do-it-yourself Joan of Arc kit.
Gotta love a good burning at the stake!
At least that skateboarder knows how to stop quick.
fuck chickenshit skateborders
@sarge07 My kid used to skateboard and he ain't never been chickenshit.
@lafind.....Dude got Stoned.......EPIC face plant!
Epic SD update. Falling on the razor wire, brilliant. But the tree clip was the best, fucking hillarious
When it's your time you just got to go!
That's what they call a high wire act!
last guy is lit
Does anyone now the song played in this vid?
Well?!? What happened to the human candle? So disappointed.
Love he electrical buzz
Fuckin loser base jumper and razor wire, gotta love it
Fuckin palm trees are useless, just jeep leaning back on that nylon safety strap in that fire
I was thinking the same thing! Hahaha. At what point do you realize “oh shit! This can melt and snap!”?
@serial_fappist I'd be high tailing it down so the fall wouldn't kill me if I was that guy... that strap ain't gonna hold for long once it catches and it will.
Any update or new video on what happened to the guy on that tree? Looks like his rope was gonna burn through any second.
The total surface area of Earth is about 197 million square miles and that colossal derp managed to land on razor wire. Epic fail.
@mr_krabs Ah... But you dont factor in an ASDA Colleague Long Service Junket all expenses paid.
Tree guy was something new...interesting
So, start the tree on fire while trying to cut it down from the top, drop the piece of tree that's on fire down to the ground and just your luck it falls next to the tree base, starts the tree on fire and it spreads upward and burns your ass up! That's karma! Now don't you wish you never got out of bed?
That pretty much sums it up.
Thank god for go pros or otherwise we would not know how stupid some people can be and then they post it to prove it!
sucks to be all 13 of those mutants cept for the nigger on the scooter lol.......
A failed parachute and razor wire. Fuck you grim reaper!
Repent!!!! Repent!!!!t You Amazon rapist!
- That last 1 tho. LOL
Fuck the last 0__0
There are no Jamaican super heroes. This nigga just learned that the hard way.
The last clip will soon be a what not to do video they show you in job training
Who knew the B in BASE jump stood for barbedwire. I guess this guy does now.
Dumbass at the end is a dumbass
I fapped to much to this
So, the driver of that car just couldn't see Captain Jamaica?
@romo27 or he could and hates captain Jamaica...
LMAO???? fuck you all. NO HOMO
I felt that skateboarded hitting his face against the wall in my soul ouch
Now that is one huge smoken pole LOL
I know I'm late to the party and no one will read this but the guy on the palm tree with the chainsaw was literally living a Final Destination movie. What kind of shit luck was that!?!??!
trucks have recently became the thing I fear the most in the streets, it can fucking pancake you out of nowhere
Holy fuck!! I've laughed my fucking ass off at this thread.
Funniest comments ever.
Mind you, I'm high as fuck, so........
I hate when videos cut right at the good part. I want to see what happens to that guy in the tree.
Guy at the end should make a better Effort to climb down the tree.
"Lets throw a burning tree to the bottom of the tree, what could go wrong......"