SO, THIS IS WHAT WIFE MATERIAL LOOKS LIKE?

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  • zebrah September 10, 2019

    Wife material? Are you crazy? You sure you would like a wife shooting like that when she would found out you have a mistress??

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    • riothotline September 10, 2019

      @zebrah a mexican standoff is in order

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    • cazaly September 10, 2019

      @zebrah you have a wife like that and end up with a mistress, you have rocks in your head. That'd be a well deserved double tap.

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      • porcupinestew September 11, 2019

        @cazaly Problem is not that you have a mistress, but rather that this crazy bitch thinks you do. That's enough nowadays.

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      • zebrah September 11, 2019

        @cazaly neber been married, have you?

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    • mellamobill September 10, 2019

      @zebrah My advice to you is don’t take a mistress!

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      • zebrah September 11, 2019

        @mellamobill never said I would, it was a hypothetical scenario - for what we know she could be triggered by leaving the toilet seat up ... or throwing socks in the wrong laundry basket

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    • cubbage September 11, 2019

      @zebrah

      What she doesn't know won't hurt you

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      • zebrah September 11, 2019

        @cubbage if she is pissed ...zig zag just in case haha

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    • peaks September 11, 2019

      @zebrah

      A "mistress"?

      Are we 'hawking back to Payton Place" here? wtf.

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    • deadpen September 11, 2019

      @zebrah At least it would be quick, she'd be too pissed to make you suffer.

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    • moose_636 September 13, 2019

      @zebrah I wanna fuck the gun,... so fit and just perfect..

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  • skeetconnoisseur September 10, 2019

    I don't see the appeal just because she can wield a gun.

    That's like morons saying a girl is wife material because she plays videogames.

    ???

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    • ob1 September 10, 2019

      @skeetconnoisseur If either of them had done a tits out celebration then I would agree, but they didn't and a woman that good with a gun is frightening

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    •   lafind September 10, 2019

      @skeetconnoisseur Well if she uses my joystick then......maybe!

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  • carlspackler September 10, 2019

    Wife material has nothing to do with her shooting. It's about me shooting.

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  • worship September 10, 2019

    thats the weirdest fucking kitchen i ever saw

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    • riothotline September 10, 2019

      @worship Yas!!!

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    • erkie September 10, 2019

      @worship

      She can kill ,dress and cook her own meal! Oh yeah, she can clean it up afterwards too while I watch C.S. videos.Fuck her comes later.

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      • worship September 10, 2019

        @erkies got it all planned out

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    • ba1 September 10, 2019

      @worship

      Yeah! And just where are the goddamm utinsels?

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  • mfdvr007 September 10, 2019

    Hard to be a lady with a great attitude, but I'd like to shoot a load just as good

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  •   fistermister September 10, 2019

    I bet I could beat their time, I'm a three pump chump.

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  • patriotpride16t September 10, 2019

    Now go and join the military!

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  • enemabandit September 10, 2019

    If you ever cheat on her, running in zigzag is futile.

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  • v8motorman September 10, 2019

    Barefoot, Naked, Quiet, Respectful, Swallows, Cooks, Cleans & Makes sure the fridge is always stocked with my favorite beer and buds is what a perfect wife makes.

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    • riothotline September 10, 2019

      @v8motorman with sexy girlfriends to invite over from time to time

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  • skippy joe pippy September 10, 2019

    Just goes to show ya... chicks can be gun-fags, too.

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  • underpants September 10, 2019

    They can fire my COCK19 anytime.

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  • phnf27 September 10, 2019

    Holy shit

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    • riothotline September 10, 2019

      @phnf27 indeed, shit does have holes, it could be described as porous, me thinks

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  • night-kappa September 10, 2019

    - Her Bust'n a Cap skills ova' 9000

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  • erkie September 10, 2019

    Send her to the border to tarck down illegal aliens!

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  • erkie September 10, 2019

    She's a wild pecker!

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  • fastfred748 September 10, 2019

    Thats not how you make a sammich

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    •   lafind September 10, 2019

      @fastfred748 You tell her that, I'll stand over there.

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    • fiddledeedee September 11, 2019

      @fastfred748

      I'll bet ANY cheese on the sandwich will resemble Swiss cheese.

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  • erkie September 10, 2019

    Let's make her The Commander of "Space Force"!

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  • erkie September 10, 2019

    Maybe Trump will replace John Bolton with her as national security advisor! At least the enemy won't be focused on the issues, a pleasant distraction!

    I know if Bill Clinton was still there he would in a second!

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  •   nybadguy September 10, 2019

    Not my type. I like a woman scared of a gun so I can pistol whip her.

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  • asssmasher September 10, 2019

    The last bitch is good :)

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  •   burfurger September 10, 2019

    At least they don't have to pretend that they don't have a small dick.

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  • apatheticanarchist September 10, 2019

    Guns are cool and those bitches are sexy as hell, while only being midly annoying, yet still better shots than most men. Just make sure you stay a better shot I guess...

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  •   ouch September 10, 2019

    DUMB cunts and their fucking DUMB guns so proud of themselves

    Brainwashed cunts

    Pew pEw pEW!

    Pathetic ....Hot but Pathetic

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    •   lafind September 10, 2019

      @ouch Triggered? (pun intended)

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    •   happyjack September 10, 2019

      @ouch They're shooting targets broseph, it's a hobby nobody is getting hurt. Those chicks are probably cops that just happen to be extra fuckable...(the last two anyway, I'm still searching for the first one's ass)

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  • itsshowtime September 10, 2019

    Yea but can she wash the dishes?

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  • fatlarry September 10, 2019

    WOW

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  • figaro September 10, 2019

    Wonder if she has that "Sleight Of Hand" perk equipped in the kitchen too.

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  • oring September 10, 2019

    I have a 45 she can unload

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  • lordcuntworthy September 10, 2019

    How fast can she field strip?

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  • unknownuser September 10, 2019

    Sure beats those dumb liberal bitches

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    •   lafind September 10, 2019

      @unknownuser Fucken A.

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  • skyguardian September 10, 2019

    not enough boobs

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  • sammarinese September 10, 2019

    So shooting guns = making sandwiches??

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  • n8dizzle September 10, 2019

    ...and those pussy ass liberal fags wanna take this away from us. SMH

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  • doc_ock September 10, 2019

    As long as she only shoots the black targets

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  • farcough_n_die September 10, 2019

    I would like to see her shoot a sandwich together, then i would be impressed.

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  • cherembo September 10, 2019

    that's cute and all but.. where is my fucking sandwich? you stupid whore

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  • [email protected] September 10, 2019

    They didn't flash their tits

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  •   pdx2002 September 11, 2019

    Nope. Breasts are too small.

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  • willisdickfit8814 September 11, 2019

    Now lets she her suck a dick and make a sandwich after she shoots

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  •   mr_krabs September 11, 2019

    But I guarantee that the man drove them there.

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  •   sarge07 September 11, 2019

    Yes

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  • erkie September 11, 2019

    Bust a move!

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  • mclovin510 September 11, 2019

    Tarzan Tactical! Yeah Baby!

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  • callmedrac32 September 11, 2019

    She can save the fucking world for all I care just as long as she has dinner and blowjobs ready.

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  • fuckyoubitch September 11, 2019

    In a real situation that bitch wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight

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  • fuckyoubitch September 11, 2019

    All white bitches think they look good just because of their titties,that bitch look like Dana Carvey

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    • uponusall September 11, 2019

      @fuckyoubitch

      Most white bitches look good because they look human.

      Most black bitches don't because they look like if Patrick Ewing and Mike Tyson had a baby.

      That's life...

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      • fuckyoubitch September 12, 2019

        @uponusall Booooriiiing and false YAWN

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    • alohasnackbar September 11, 2019

      @fuckyoubitch I've found luvthicks alt account

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    • unknownuser September 11, 2019

      @fuckyoubitch all white bitches look good cause they dont look like monkeys with crack pipe burns on their lips while they walk around screaming and shouting.

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      • fuckyoubitch September 12, 2019

        @unknownuser How do Black Women look like monkey's when monkeys have thin lips and straight hair like white women? Lol

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        • rprsovereign September 12, 2019

          @fuckyoubitch go watch a few fighting Monday vids, lots have black monkeys fighting if you need examples

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  • zunlong September 11, 2019

    ooooo……

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  • noot-noot September 11, 2019

    she still a Whore I'm sure.

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  • louiejones September 11, 2019

    i'd fuck agin and a agin and a agin.....and it doesn't matter agin what...

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  • alohasnackbar September 11, 2019

    I'm so fucking turned on now

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  • peaks September 11, 2019

    FUCK YEAH!

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  • crazyshitisgay September 11, 2019

    Very sexy...MURICA! FUCK YEAH!

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  • 2lolo September 11, 2019

    SHE GOT ME HARD

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  • maga September 11, 2019

    Guns don’t kill people.......

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  • otacon180 September 12, 2019

    That where the real crazy pussy at tight body

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  • jimsacunt September 12, 2019

    Beautiful

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  • d35p153 September 12, 2019

    Second chick more deadly but I'll take the first ones looks any day.

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  • wolverinemac5 September 15, 2019

    Jane Wick!

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  • frank n. stein September 16, 2019

    great

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