CRAZYSHIT: CAPTION THIS PHOTO

CRAZYSHIT: CAPTION THIS PHOTO
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  • rogercarcass August 26, 2019

    Hmmm i see penis and i sucked it

    +3 -1
  • arty1970 August 26, 2019

    It's like when you put a seashell to your ear, but I can SMELL the sea instead.

    +10 -1
  • oralman August 26, 2019

    Keep it on the down low, whispering nobody has to know, nobody...(in a R.Kelly singing voice)

    +0 -2
  •   mr_krabs August 26, 2019

    “Are you sure this is the secret entrance to Hogwarts?”

    +10 -2
    • diablo_des August 26, 2019

      @mr_krabs Enter at 9 and 3 quarter inches

      +1 -0
  • cixt August 26, 2019

    "Pussy to go"

    +0 -1
  • pedro68 August 26, 2019

    I think I found the honeycomb hideout!!!

    +1 -1
  •   GrimmWilder August 26, 2019

    DAMN YOU GOT A BIG PUSSY,.........Big Pussy............ big pussy

    +3 -1
    • txdo_msk August 26, 2019

      @GrimmWilder oh! 'Cause of the echo...

      +0 -0
  • vestanpance August 26, 2019

    Is this platform 9 3/4? I can see Hogwarts.

    +2 -1
    • slazz August 26, 2019

      @vestanpance probably just sees warts...genital warts

      +2 -0
  • daddyslilsquirt August 26, 2019

    All aboard the V.D. Express.

    +8 -1
  • enduragizer August 26, 2019

    Choo choooooo

    Chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew

    +3 -0
    •   letmefindout August 26, 2019

      @enduragizer

      These subway tunnels go a lot deeper than I was led to believe.

      +2 -0
  • toddzilla67 August 26, 2019

    I found my keys!

    +1 -0
  • balls_deep August 26, 2019

    That's how my wife puts me on time out

    +3 -0
  • muzziesarescum August 26, 2019

    Grimm and one of his "gals"

    +1 -0
    •   GrimmWilder August 26, 2019

      @muzziesarescum

      HAY NOW!!

      How else is a fella to know FOR SURE the rug matches the drapes?

      +1 -0
  • stiff_upper_lip August 26, 2019

    The next train for the syphilis Doctor will be departing on platform 11

    +3 -0
    •   letmefindout August 26, 2019

      @stiff_upper_lip

      Are you sure this is the boarding ramp to Willowby?

      +0 -0
  •   luvthick August 26, 2019

    Iraq was Safer!

    +1 -4
  • bust_mcnutty August 26, 2019

    Anythings a toilet if your brave enough.

    +0 -0
  • eyefuqsnakes August 26, 2019

    Whose class rings are these?!

    +2 -0
  • vivalamigra August 26, 2019

    Do you see the train coming?

    +5 -0
  • stinkynickgar August 26, 2019

    I think i found where the smell is coming from

    +1 -0
  • stinkynickgar August 26, 2019

    And that was the first and last time he asked what felch meant

    +1 -0
  • secret squirrel August 26, 2019

    The new citalopram is wild.

    +0 -0
  •   lafind August 26, 2019

    Hey honey, clean my seat so I can sit down, no wait.....that's not what I meant!

    +1 -0
  • slutmuffin August 26, 2019

    Peek-a-boo

    +1 -0
  • soulconsumer August 26, 2019

    "You now have herpes"

    Admiraal generaal Aladeen (2012)

    +0 -0
  • cash me outside August 26, 2019

    Do it for the gram! Not Instagram the cocaine bitch

    +0 -0
  • duff666 August 26, 2019

    Now where did I put those fucking keys?!

    +2 -0
  • zippo1016 August 26, 2019

    Hello? Hello? Hello?

    Is there anybody in there?

    Just nod if you can hear me

    Is there anyone at home?

    +1 -0
  • d35p153 August 26, 2019

    Lunch break on the blue line. On today's menu, fish tacos.

    +2 -0
  •   burfurger August 26, 2019

    It's a View-Master: VD Edition.

    +2 -0
  • ba1 August 26, 2019

    Ridin' on the city of New Orleans...

    +0 -0
  • asssmasher August 26, 2019

    My vaggina

    +0 -0
  • onslaught August 26, 2019

    What a weird way to read your newspaper… But what do I know as a millenial?

    +1 -0
  • apatheticanarchist August 26, 2019

    Alien 7: The return of the facehugger

    +2 -0
  • intylerwetrust August 26, 2019

    cuck

    +0 -0
  • sgt_lilnutz August 26, 2019

    Subway.. eat fresh!

    +5 -0
  •   ouch August 26, 2019

    Hello hello hello hello hello

    +1 -0
  • callmedrac32 August 26, 2019

    Cut rate gynecologist.

    +2 -0
  • creamofsumyungguy August 26, 2019

    Honey I can’t find your keys

    +1 -0
  • cazaly August 26, 2019

    The subway bandit.

    +0 -1
  • calethehuman August 26, 2019

    Always bring a packed lunch.

    +1 -0
  • uponusall August 26, 2019

    Vote Trump...

    Or vote for this.

    +0 -3
  • rakka August 26, 2019

    VD vending machine

    +1 -0
  •   sarge07 August 26, 2019

    Fine dining at the London Tube?

    +1 -0
  • erkie August 26, 2019

    I see London, I see France, I see the ladies under pants!

    Is he the Official petri dish inspector or was he just looking to see if she's a virgin?

    +0 -0
  • dickramsey August 26, 2019

    This girl has the biggest clit that I have ever sucked.

    She has huge balls too ...

    +2 -0
  • banapfel August 26, 2019

    "Normal day at a german subway station"

    +1 -2
  • cs4 August 26, 2019

    "You know, you wouldn't be standing there with that goofy smile if it was your mom"

    +1 -0
  • willisdickfit8814 August 26, 2019

    Kids today dont know shit about viewfinders

    +2 -0
  • frank n. stein August 26, 2019

    The REAL Up-Skirt Kurt

    +0 -0
  • bigvee13 August 26, 2019

    Peek a boo

    +1 -0
  • riothotline August 26, 2019

    "Eating Crabs"

    +1 -0
  • dougtanner August 26, 2019

    Snacking at the oversized stripper pole.

    +0 -0
  • deadman666 August 26, 2019

    "Come one,come all to the first ever traveling crabs circus extravaganza"

    +1 -0
  • rexbutte420 August 26, 2019

    when PTSD prevents you from eating in front of others

    +2 -0
  • outthere August 26, 2019

    Something’s a bit fishy with those two

    +2 -0
  • jericho777 August 26, 2019

    I'm little red riding-hood and you're going to eat me just like the story book says you big bad wolfy.

    +1 -0
  • iloveyour_pussy August 26, 2019

    When the ticket is lost...

    +1 -0
  • illspoken August 26, 2019

    That's one way to get a subway sandwich.

    +2 -0
  • maga August 26, 2019

    I can’t see them, so they can’t see me!!!

    +2 -0
  • fatlarry August 26, 2019

    fur burger side of thighs

    +1 -1
  • txdo_msk August 26, 2019

    Ya know, that reminds me. I gotta clean the sewer grates at the New York Port Authority.

    +1 -1
  • night-kappa August 26, 2019

    - So That's where babies come from!

    +0 -1
  • atchi01 August 26, 2019

    This isnt where i parked my car

    +2 -0
  • justjelly August 26, 2019

    Up Para scope

    +0 -0
  • hitman777 August 26, 2019

    So breast feeding is offensive....... hold my beer

    +2 -0
  • doc_ock August 26, 2019

    Virtual reality gone wrong

    +0 -0
  • peaks August 26, 2019

    Hide and Go Seek.

    +1 -0
  • fiddledeedee August 26, 2019

    Swipe your tongue through the ticket-reader-beaver, if you're taking the Tasty Tuna Train to Trollop-town.

    +1 -0
  • nomercyfukstics August 26, 2019

    Presenting ......the REAL upskirt........

    +0 -0
  • peaks August 26, 2019

    HEY up THERE!

    It's your DADDY!

    See you in a few months!

    +1 -0
  • romo27 August 26, 2019

    Now serving #217

    +0 -0
  • maximxj750 August 26, 2019

    Charlie started his new career as a low budget gynecologist.

    +1 -0
  • me68 August 26, 2019

    Lucky guy

    +1 -0
  • rasriff August 26, 2019

    Hey, does my pussy stink?

    +1 -0
  • geraldo_rivera August 26, 2019

    Smells like teen spirit

    +1 -0
    • swed August 27, 2019

      @geraldo_rivera Smells like ten spirits.

      +0 -0
  • iwannaseeshit August 27, 2019

    German undercover operative

    +0 -0
  • pmaze August 27, 2019

    Quick! Let me hide under your skirt. I owe this guy 5 bucks. Did he see me?

    +0 -0
  • birdhush August 27, 2019

    Subway, Eat Fresh!!!

    +1 -0
  • justfluffy August 27, 2019

    That's Harry Potter attempting to enter Hermione's platform.

    +1 -0
  • swed August 27, 2019

    "Yup, iwas right, that is a huge dick!"

    +2 -0
  • swed August 27, 2019

    Hey sweet, look, she was kicking!

    +1 -0
  •   acairman August 27, 2019

    Remembered where i kept my bait. I'm going fishing later.

    +1 -0
  • annie_thompson August 27, 2019

    "When Down syndrome kids play hide n seek"

    +1 -0
  • prettyunicorn August 27, 2019

    airports are really boring.

    +0 -0
  • pastortonsils August 27, 2019

    That's a strange place for a gyno appointment

    +2 -0
  • zippo1016 August 27, 2019

    Yum, a Beyond Meat fur burger!

    +0 -0
  • mfdvr007 August 27, 2019

    Deep Throat 2

    +1 -0
  • oneofafukingkind August 27, 2019

    Boldly going where no respected man has gone before!

    +0 -0
  • oneofafukingkind August 27, 2019

    Sorry miss, this isn't where I parked my car, no wait... Found it.

    +0 -0
  • oneofafukingkind August 27, 2019

    Can we just please acknowledge the fact that everyone else around them seems to think it's normal. Oh hey do you know where this train goes, oh sorry you look busy, I'll ask the other guy who's eating fish tacos.

    +0 -0
  • oneofafukingkind August 27, 2019

    Dinner and a show.

    +0 -0
  • psychomantis August 27, 2019

    Breaking news: Trials for the first age reversal technology begin

    +0 -0
    • psychomantis August 27, 2019

      @psychomantis Pull Martha!!! Pull!!

      +0 -0
  • daddyslilsquirt August 27, 2019

    who won the caption?

    +0 -0
  • chrisck August 27, 2019

    So.....? What is a transgender.. say ahhhhhh and I'll show you!

    +0 -0
  • dog66 August 28, 2019

    ouch missed his flight

    +0 -0
  • louiejones August 28, 2019

    no clothshanger here.....

    +0 -0
  • artful August 28, 2019

    Mommy I want to go back where I came from.

    +0 -0
  • kiiing_jayy August 28, 2019

    Her: My Pussy Hurts

    Him: Do u want me to numb it for u??

    Her: Really, Sure!

    Him: Num Num Num

    +0 -0
  • buttfucker August 28, 2019

    Pussy = get it when you can.

    +0 -0
  • short_stack August 28, 2019

    Subway gynecologist, at your cervix

    +0 -0
  • cs4 August 29, 2019

    "Mind the gap"

    +1 -0
  • basqir August 29, 2019

    haha thats a subway station in my city munich, germany. Fraunhoferstraße

    +0 -0
  •   rockinron August 30, 2019

    grand canyon subway, ALL ABOARD!!!!

    +0 -0
  • oneofafukingkind August 30, 2019

    He's trying to find the last guy who did this, "no man gets left behind."

    +0 -0
  • oneofafukingkind August 30, 2019

    Don't go into the light!

    +0 -0
  • oneofafukingkind August 30, 2019

    Tell the bitch to open her mouth so you can see what your doing!

    +0 -0
  • oneofafukingkind August 30, 2019

    I wonder if he'll have pussy boogers stuck to his face when he comes out of there.

    +0 -0
  • oneofafukingkind August 30, 2019

    He just wants to know Victoria's secret!

    +0 -0
  • rubender August 30, 2019

    When you've spent 5 years in the army and you've been dreaming about eating a fresh delicious taco since you first left.

    And when your freak GF meets you up at the train station she offers you a fresh fish taco and you can't wait!

    +0 -0
  • daddypig719 August 31, 2019

    Newly proposed NFL replay booth

    +0 -0
 
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