Hmmm i see penis and i sucked it
NYBadguy got a serious case of “The Munchies”!!
The new Mass shooting drill..
Subway “half off” peep show !!!!
It's like when you put a seashell to your ear, but I can SMELL the sea instead.
Keep it on the down low, whispering nobody has to know, nobody...(in a R.Kelly singing voice)
“Are you sure this is the secret entrance to Hogwarts?”
@mr_krabs Enter at 9 and 3 quarter inches
"Pussy to go"
I think I found the honeycomb hideout!!!
DAMN YOU GOT A BIG PUSSY,.........Big Pussy............ big pussy
@GrimmWilder oh! 'Cause of the echo...
Is this platform 9 3/4? I can see Hogwarts.
@vestanpance probably just sees warts...genital warts
All aboard the V.D. Express.
Chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew
These subway tunnels go a lot deeper than I was led to believe.
I found my keys!
That's how my wife puts me on time out
Grimm and one of his "gals"
How else is a fella to know FOR SURE the rug matches the drapes?
The next train for the syphilis Doctor will be departing on platform 11
Are you sure this is the boarding ramp to Willowby?
Iraq was Safer!
Anythings a toilet if your brave enough.
Whose class rings are these?!
Do you see the train coming?
I think i found where the smell is coming from
And that was the first and last time he asked what felch meant
The new citalopram is wild.
Hey honey, clean my seat so I can sit down, no wait.....that's not what I meant!
"You now have herpes"
Admiraal generaal Aladeen (2012)
Do it for the gram! Not Instagram the cocaine bitch
Now where did I put those fucking keys?!
Hello? Hello? Hello?
Is there anybody in there?
Just nod if you can hear me
Is there anyone at home?
Lunch break on the blue line. On today's menu, fish tacos.
It's a View-Master: VD Edition.
Ridin' on the city of New Orleans...
What a weird way to read your newspaper… But what do I know as a millenial?
Alien 7: The return of the facehugger
Subway.. eat fresh!
Hello hello hello hello hello
Cut rate gynecologist.
Honey I can’t find your keys
The subway bandit.
Always bring a packed lunch.
Or vote for this.
VD vending machine
Fine dining at the London Tube?
I see London, I see France, I see the ladies under pants!
Is he the Official petri dish inspector or was he just looking to see if she's a virgin?
This girl has the biggest clit that I have ever sucked.
She has huge balls too ...
"Normal day at a german subway station"
"You know, you wouldn't be standing there with that goofy smile if it was your mom"
Kids today dont know shit about viewfinders
The REAL Up-Skirt Kurt
Peek a boo
Snacking at the oversized stripper pole.
"Come one,come all to the first ever traveling crabs circus extravaganza"
when PTSD prevents you from eating in front of others
Something’s a bit fishy with those two
I'm little red riding-hood and you're going to eat me just like the story book says you big bad wolfy.
When the ticket is lost...
That's one way to get a subway sandwich.
I can’t see them, so they can’t see me!!!
fur burger side of thighs
Ya know, that reminds me. I gotta clean the sewer grates at the New York Port Authority.
- So That's where babies come from!
This isnt where i parked my car
Up Para scope
So breast feeding is offensive....... hold my beer
Virtual reality gone wrong
Hide and Go Seek.
Swipe your tongue through the ticket-reader-beaver, if you're taking the Tasty Tuna Train to Trollop-town.
Presenting ......the REAL upskirt........
HEY up THERE!
It's your DADDY!
See you in a few months!
Now serving #217
Charlie started his new career as a low budget gynecologist.
Hey, does my pussy stink?
Smells like teen spirit
@geraldo_rivera Smells like ten spirits.
German undercover operative
Quick! Let me hide under your skirt. I owe this guy 5 bucks. Did he see me?
Subway, Eat Fresh!!!
That's Harry Potter attempting to enter Hermione's platform.
"Yup, iwas right, that is a huge dick!"
Hey sweet, look, she was kicking!
Remembered where i kept my bait. I'm going fishing later.
"When Down syndrome kids play hide n seek"
airports are really boring.
That's a strange place for a gyno appointment
Yum, a Beyond Meat fur burger!
Deep Throat 2
Boldly going where no respected man has gone before!
Sorry miss, this isn't where I parked my car, no wait... Found it.
Can we just please acknowledge the fact that everyone else around them seems to think it's normal. Oh hey do you know where this train goes, oh sorry you look busy, I'll ask the other guy who's eating fish tacos.
Dinner and a show.
Breaking news: Trials for the first age reversal technology begin
@psychomantis Pull Martha!!! Pull!!
who won the caption?
So.....? What is a transgender.. say ahhhhhh and I'll show you!
ouch missed his flight
no clothshanger here.....
Mommy I want to go back where I came from.
Her: My Pussy Hurts
Him: Do u want me to numb it for u??
Her: Really, Sure!
Him: Num Num Num
Pussy = get it when you can.
Subway gynecologist, at your cervix
"Mind the gap"
haha thats a subway station in my city munich, germany. Fraunhoferstraße
grand canyon subway, ALL ABOARD!!!!
He's trying to find the last guy who did this, "no man gets left behind."
Don't go into the light!
Tell the bitch to open her mouth so you can see what your doing!
I wonder if he'll have pussy boogers stuck to his face when he comes out of there.
He just wants to know Victoria's secret!
When you've spent 5 years in the army and you've been dreaming about eating a fresh delicious taco since you first left.
And when your freak GF meets you up at the train station she offers you a fresh fish taco and you can't wait!
Newly proposed NFL replay booth