► THE DAILY RANT

September 9, 2019

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  • vestanpance September 9, 2019

    The new korn album is immense. Download it now people. That's my public service announcement over with. Have a crazy day.

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    •   nybadguy September 9, 2019

      @vestanpance there first album was the best follow the leader was pretty good to

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      • vestanpance September 9, 2019

        @nybadguy

        No filler tracks, all awesome. Can't wait to see them again. This time I'll get to take my sons with me when they tour this over the UK.

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        •   nybadguy September 9, 2019

          @vestanpance nice bro. I'll have to check out there new stuff.

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    •   HJ247 September 9, 2019

      @vestanpance

      New Tool album is stellar.

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      • uponusall September 9, 2019

        @HJ247

        Hey HJ... Doing alright?

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        •   HJ247 September 9, 2019

          @uponusall

          Why? What have you heard?

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          • uponusall September 9, 2019

            @HJ247

            lol... notta ting.

            Just saying hello, ya alter cocker.

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            •   HJ247 September 10, 2019

              @uponusall

              +++! Outstanding Yiddish! Had no idea you were a chosen one! Mazel tov, my friend!

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      • enemabandit September 10, 2019

        @HJ247 did you get the special edition? I got it its the best cd package i have ever seen.

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    •   ouch September 9, 2019

      @vestanpance I upload it to the shitter. There's always Korn in it for some reason

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      • uponusall September 9, 2019

        @ouch

        Korn works great with upperdeckers.

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      •   lafind September 9, 2019

        @ouch Ha! I love the way you used korn for texture.

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      •   nybadguy September 9, 2019

        @ouch does the korn float?

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        •   ouch September 9, 2019

          @nybadguy LMMFAO

          They all float

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      • vestanpance September 10, 2019

        @ouch

        Make sure you log off before leaving.

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  •   luvthick September 9, 2019

    It all turns to shit in the CrazyShit Rant!

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    •   nybadguy September 9, 2019

      @luvthick lol+

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    •   ouch September 9, 2019

      @luvthick Are you going for the Captain Obvious trophy?

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      •   crazyshit-Cory H. September 9, 2019

        @ouch,

        Will he have to pry it from your cold dead hands?

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        •   lafind September 9, 2019

          @crazyshit-Cory H. Can we get video of that posted?

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        •   luvthick September 9, 2019

          @crazyshit-Cory H.

          LOL!

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      •   luvthick September 9, 2019

        @ouch

        The gig gets me free Five Star Hotel Stays!

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        •   sarge07 September 10, 2019

          @luvthick

          like Bear Grylls?

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  • apatheticanarchist September 9, 2019

    If you woke up with a condom hanging outta your ass and had no idea why, would you tell anybody?

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    • greatwhiteguy September 9, 2019

      @apatheticanarchist I always keep that to myself

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      •   wallawilly September 9, 2019

        @apatheticanarchist

        Cuz the goddamn rubber came out in two pieces and HIV is now infecting yer asscrack!

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        •   lafind September 9, 2019

          @wallawilly So I take it that you keep it to yourself when that happens too? At least I know who to ask for advise if it ever happens to me.

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      • serial_fappist September 9, 2019

        @greatwhiteguy

        You’d keep it a secret?!?

        You wanna hang out this weekend? Lmfao!

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        • greatwhiteguy September 9, 2019

          @serial_fappist lol i set him up for that but he never replied lol

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          •   lafind September 9, 2019

            @greatwhiteguy That's takin one for the team?

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    • muzziesarescum September 9, 2019

      @apatheticanarchist you need to drink less man... tsk tsk

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    •   nybadguy September 9, 2019

      @apatheticanarchist no ya just shove it back up there and go back to sleep

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      •   lafind September 9, 2019

        @nybadguy Dayumn, nasty!

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        •   nybadguy September 9, 2019

          @lafind well. This is crazyshit

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      • uponusall September 9, 2019

        @nybadguy

        At least that would be some safe butt sex in the night.

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      •   mr_krabs September 9, 2019

        @nybadguy

        And when you fart it inflates and flies around the room. Damn that’s a nasty image!

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        •   nybadguy September 9, 2019

          @mr_krabs what about the smell

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    • uponusall September 9, 2019

      @apatheticanarchist

      Wrapped or unwrapped?

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    •   luvthick September 9, 2019

      @apatheticanarchist

      Well, You just let CrazyShit in on your Family secret.

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    •   sarge07 September 9, 2019

      @apatheticanarchist

      I would keep my secrets to myself actually

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    •   happyjack September 9, 2019

      @apatheticanarchist Used or brand new still in the wrapper?

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  • erkie September 9, 2019

    Who goes there? An y duck hunters around?

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    •   sarge07 September 9, 2019

      @erkie

      ummm duck season in a couple months

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      • erkie September 9, 2019

        @sarge07

        Doh!Now I'm scared!

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    • serial_fappist September 9, 2019

      @erkie

      Fuck a duck!

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      • erkie September 9, 2019

        @serial_fappist

        Doh! Doh!No thank you.

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  •   wallawilly September 9, 2019

    https://youtu.be/LXmBUZzBggs

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    •   felterupgood September 9, 2019

      @crazyshit-Cory H.

      The requested topic does not exist.

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    •   GrimmWilder September 9, 2019

      @crazyshit-Cory H.

      Information

      The requested topic does not exist.

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    •   sarge07 September 9, 2019

      @crazyshit-Cory H.

      All I got was:

      Information

      The requested topic does not exist.

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      •   crazyshit-Cory H. September 9, 2019

        @sarge07, Grimm, and Felter...

        Same here. We're on it. Thanks.

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        •   sarge07 September 9, 2019

          @crazyshit-Cory H.

          no problamo O Grand Poobah

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    • erkie September 9, 2019

      @crazyshit-Cory H.

      Now you're just fucking with us aren't you?

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      • erkie September 9, 2019

        @erkie

        Well, fuck a duck!

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    •   ouch September 9, 2019

      @crazyshit-Cory H. The requested topic does not exist.

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  • greatwhiteguy September 9, 2019

    @brok3n82halo keep an eye on user uploads coz you are about to get the attention you have been crying out for u creep. ;)

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    •   felterupgood September 9, 2019

      @greatwhiteguy

      Give it to him. He's making a splash.... Trying to run with the big dogs. Send him back to Twitter.

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  •   GrimmWilder September 9, 2019

    The "FIRST" bullshit is starting again,.......you need to nip that shit in the bud,..,.,

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    • greatwhiteguy September 9, 2019

      @GrimmWilder who me?

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    •   sarge07 September 9, 2019

      @GrimmWilder

      let the bitches think they are important, meanwhile back in Gotham City the Dynamic Duo are

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      •   GrimmWilder September 9, 2019

        @sarge07

        Naw Man,...a while back that shit run-a-muck the whole gallery with everybody doin it and all the fights that ensued from it.......can't let that shit go.,.,.,

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    •   crazyshit-Cory H. September 9, 2019

      @GrimmWilder,

      Yep.. I've been deleting them as I\ve seen them. Sparkplugz is out for a week now.

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      •   sarge07 September 9, 2019

        @crazyshit-Cory H.

        oh no, not the ban hammer for week, HAHAHA!

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  •   felterupgood September 9, 2019

    Morning peeps

    Good thing happening...

    Alabama and New England football is on top as they should be.

    My thermal rifle scope should come in tomorrow or Wed.

    My woman dropped 20 lbs. She's been getting in top shape for her college 50yr reunion coming in about 3 weeks.

    Amazon hiring 30,000 permanent employees and paying at least $15 /hr

    Manufacturing leaving China that will never come back.

    Cool weather comming.... Eventually.

    You are alive if you are reading this.

    Happy days are here again!

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  •   nybadguy September 9, 2019

    I'm so fuckin tired today. Got me playing plumber all day at work. Nothin like being half way in a cabinet on your side and back hooking up sinks and screwing counter tops down. Must of hit my head 10 times so far.

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    •   sarge07 September 9, 2019

      @nybadguy

      besides painting, I hate plumbing just as much

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      •   nybadguy September 9, 2019

        @sarge07 I don't mind plumbing I just don't like being all cramped up under sinks.

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        •   sarge07 September 10, 2019

          @nybadguy

          I'll hang and mud sheetrock before I'll plumb in or paint

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  •   burfurger September 9, 2019

    Except for one.... Buncha flappy headed man-taint munchers up there.

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    •   wallawilly September 9, 2019

      @burfurger

      And yer a cock gobbling butt pirate, hell bent on sac cheese!!!

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      •   burfurger September 9, 2019

        @wallawilly

        Is that Wisconsin sac cheese?

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  •   fistermister September 9, 2019

    Do you think this is all an accident? you know where this is all going

    ... https://youtu.be/0dXD2H0m74g !!!

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  •   wallawilly September 9, 2019

    There was a whore from Azores,

    whose pussy was covered with sores.

    The dogs on the street,

    wouldn't eat the green meat,

    cuz it hung from clumps in her drawers!

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    • greatwhiteguy September 9, 2019

      @wallawilly that's no way to talk about your mother.

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      •   wallawilly September 9, 2019

        @greatwhiteguy

        My mom's 5'11, 240 and she wud stomp yer ass and force feed that green meat to ya!!!

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        • greatwhiteguy September 9, 2019

          @wallawilly and I would oil myself up for the occasion

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        •   lafind September 9, 2019

          @wallawilly I an see why you grew up with an attitude.

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          •   wallawilly September 9, 2019

            @lafind

            Well, I'm 6'6, 260 and white!!! That's where my assholeness comes from..

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            •   felterupgood September 9, 2019

              @wallawilly

              He stood six-foot-six and weighed two-forty-five

              Kinda broad at the shoulder and narrow at the hip

              And everybody knew ya didn't give no lip to big John

              (Big John, big John)

              Big bad John (big John)

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              •   sarge07 September 10, 2019

                @felterupgood

                great song, people only remember the late great Jimmy Dean for his sausage and breakfast foods, not his music.

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            •   burfurger September 10, 2019

              @wallawilly

              Fat ass.

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  •   letmefindout September 9, 2019

    Has anyone else watched Mayans M/C? It is the continuation of the Sons of Anarchy show set after Jax's death.

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    •   ketamine<3 September 9, 2019

      @letmefindout is it good? Sons of Anarchy turned into a drama show IMO so I quit watching. It was really good at first. I was kinda upset that they show what bikers do in clubs as a biker myself and I was involved with a few clubs here in Tucson . But I guess the FBI already knows that shit.

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      •   letmefindout September 10, 2019

        @ketamine<3

        No soap opera drama. Great plot, drama and straight up action.

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        •   ketamine<3 September 10, 2019

          @letmefindout nice, I'll check it out. Thanks.

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  • apatheticanarchist September 9, 2019

    Just heard a pack of coyotes howling and screaming like they do just off in the distance in the deep, dark woods. Goddamn, that shit makes my skin crawl. There's all kinds of sounds out in the middle of a forested area during the night but that by far is one of the creepiest! I say bring it on fuckers! The hounds and I are ready for ya...

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    •   mr_krabs September 9, 2019

      @apatheticanarchist

      I’ve got owls near me that sound like women being murdered when they screech, creeps me out sometimes. At least I think it’s owls...

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      •   nybadguy September 9, 2019

        @mr_krabs that would bug me out.

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      •   felterupgood September 9, 2019

        @mr_krabs

        Owls have great wisdom and insight, and can see beyond the illusions in life. They encourage you to look at all situations with a keen eye, and not to take everything as it appears. ... The owl spirit animal usually symbolizes death, but it can also mean a great change will come into your life.

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        • calethehuman September 9, 2019

          @felterupgood I've seen many owls at wildlife sanctuaries, they ALL fucking hate me. They never take their eyes off of me and screech and hiss when I walk towards them.

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      •   ketamine<3 September 9, 2019

        @mr_krabs we have a huge one in my moms neighborhood, it sits on the house across the street every night. It's beautiful to watch it spread its wings and take off, its fuckin huge!

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        •   sarge07 September 10, 2019

          @ketamine<3

          a friend of mine in Tucson put one of those plastic owl on her house to keep the pigeons away, and the pigeons got frisky with it.

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    •   wallawilly September 9, 2019

      @apatheticanarchist

      I've grown up with yotes... They're fucking nuts!

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    •   burfurger September 9, 2019

      @apatheticanarchist

      Sounds like The Howling round here most nights.

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    •   ketamine<3 September 9, 2019

      @apatheticanarchist I have coyotes all over here. They howl like that when they get a kill and can eat. I walk outside and see them walking down the street almost every day. They don't bother you.

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    • greatwhiteguy September 10, 2019

      @apatheticanarchist that was just ouch being fucked by his Mrs with a strap on

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  • calethehuman September 9, 2019

    Smoked a chicken slathered in lemon pepper base rub with homemade stuffing asparagus and an appetizer of butter poached scallops, was pretty damn good. And my last bottle of Zd cabernet off the rack.

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    •   burfurger September 9, 2019

      @calethehuman

      How you fit the chicken in the bong?

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      • calethehuman September 10, 2019

        @burfurger It's not about the size of the bong it's about the size of the lighter.

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        •   burfurger September 10, 2019

          @calethehuman

          LOL!! Pipe sweatin' torch!

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    •   letmefindout September 10, 2019

      @calethehuman

      Leftovers?

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      • calethehuman September 10, 2019

        @letmefindout Almost none, I saw a scallop or two and my friend picking bits of chicken skin of the pan lastly. Those little crunchys are the best.

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        •   burfurger September 10, 2019

          @calethehuman

          Mmmmm... Scallops..... the giant sea scallops.... not those tiny little fuckers.

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          •   sarge07 September 10, 2019

            @burfurger

            make sure you get real scallops, and not punched out ray

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            •   burfurger September 10, 2019

              @sarge07

              ??? Huh???? I've never heard of that. Unless every scallop I've ever had was punched out ray I've never had punched out ray. The be always tasted like scallops. At least it better have been at 12-$15 a pound.

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            • calethehuman September 10, 2019

              @sarge07 I'm from a seafood town I definitely know the difference, 16-20's, not the biggest you can get but they were big boys.

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    •   sarge07 September 10, 2019

      @calethehuman

      how did you poach the scallops?

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      • calethehuman September 10, 2019

        @sarge07 In drawn seasoned butter.

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        •   sarge07 September 11, 2019

          @calethehuman

          oh, they were in season then?

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  •   burfurger September 9, 2019

    presidunce pussy ass bitch.

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  • uponusall September 10, 2019

    This busker has a mighty fast picking hand. Worth checking out...

    https://youtu.be/7gphiFVVtUI

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    •   burfurger September 10, 2019

      @uponusall

      How the fuck you get your fingers to bend that way that fast goddamit!

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      • uponusall September 10, 2019

        @burfurger

        Have you ever seen a bigger pick guard? I've seen a lot of video of the dude and apparently he travels through Europe with an entourage of wet, sloppy whores who see him as some guitar prophet and slave to his every need.

        It's good to be the king...

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    • calethehuman September 10, 2019

      @uponusall Guy's talented, imagine how good he would sound in a professional venue with actual acoustics, not a friggin town square.

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  •   happyjack September 10, 2019

    What to do several days before 9-11? If you’re Donald Trump you try to meet with the Taliban at camp David. Luckily someone on his staff talked his utterly retarded ass out of it.

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    • uponusall September 10, 2019

      @happyjack

      Though dialogue with any enemy is better than bloodshed, but when the enemy is literally retarded themselves then there is no room for real discussion. I don't care about what day is drawing near, Fred, but what concerns me is how mighty you build yourself up by belittling an entire chunk of the country on a daily basis... and you're actually wrong. Just like the vast majority of your people. They keep voting for the same bullshit hoping for something different.

      That's the definition of insanity, Fred. Vast insanity or vast mild retardation, perhaps.

      Who is more retarded?

      Da blaaacks or Trump? Trump is President and riiich and the blaaacks continue to live in ghettoish nightmares under the unsympathetic, retarded, democratic thumb.

      Even Beetlejuice can figure that one out... go figure, another retarded blaaack.

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      •   happyjack September 10, 2019

        @uponusall your rambling response lead me to a more important topic. Are you certifiably nuts, and if so are you still able to legally purchase guns??

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        •   happyjack September 10, 2019

          @happyjack But.....They're not our enemy. They are savages who condoned and were complicit with those who hijacked our planes full of our citizens, and crashed them into our buildings full of our citizens.

          You don't sit at a table with those people. They don't deserve it. They are radical Islamics. You can't come to a reasonable agreement with them because they aren't reasonable people.

          You don't bring those pieces of shit to Camp David, they shouldn't even be allowed to step foot on our soil.

          This black people, rich people shit you're talking is a close second in stupidity behind breaking bread with Bin Laden's people. ..

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          • uponusall September 10, 2019

            @happyjack

            I said that I agreed with you, didn't I? But, all that aside... they are "7th century retarded". You can't get any meaningful progress with Muslims, but especially these types.

            Trump is filthy rich and the most powerful being known to exist, while we have a group of idiots who vote for and live in such shitty conditions under the uncaring rule of the the true retards of this country's political make-up... Dems.

            So... a legit question, but an easy answer.

            WHO IS MORE RETARDED?

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  •   nybadguy September 10, 2019

    If tomorrow is hump day wouldn't today be blowjob day.

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    • apatheticanarchist September 10, 2019

      @nybadguy

      I'm sure there's a homeless guy down on the corner that would be willing to help you figure that one out, lol

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      •   nybadguy September 10, 2019

        @apatheticanarchist I'm not that hard up man lol. Now a homeless woman with no teeth is somethin to think about.

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    •   burfurger September 10, 2019

      @nybadguy

      Then Monday should be wet finger day.

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      •   wallawilly September 10, 2019

        @burfurger

        Nobody cares bout yer dingleberry harvesting!

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        •   burfurger September 10, 2019

          @wallawilly

          Is it that time of year already? Better get one of felter's broken down farm implements to help pick them.

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      •   nybadguy September 10, 2019

        @burfurger stinky pinky day

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    • uponusall September 10, 2019

      @nybadguy

      You insightful bastard

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  • vivalamigra September 10, 2019

    If Chicago's violence problem is duns coming in illegally from other states why isn't all of Illinois having daily shootings in their communities?

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  •   ketamine<3 September 10, 2019

    If you wanna watch a good movie you should check out Vincent and Roxxy.. it's fucking awesome!

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  •   felterupgood September 10, 2019

    Morning peeps

    Oh boy! Did anyone see the Saints pull off an amazing win against the Texans last night?

    What drama! Texans scored and tied the game with 37 seconds left in the game.

    They missed the extra point but a Saints player ran into the kicker and he got a do over and put the Texans up by 1 point.

    37 secsonds left in the game and they kicked off to the Saints. Drew Breeze completed two passes and got the Saints across midfield. With 2 seconds left the Saints field goal kicker Wil Lutz nailed a 58 yard attempt as time ran out.

    Saints win by 2 !!!!!

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    •   burfurger September 10, 2019

      @felterupgood

      Who asked for a detailed game recap? Anyone? Anyone? You? You? Bueller? Bueller?

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      •   crazyshit-Cory H. September 10, 2019

        @burfurger,

        How's the Cubs doing?

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        •   felterupgood September 10, 2019

          @crazyshit-Cory H. K

          Lol

          Lol

          Lol

          Lol

          Lol

          Old Barf keeps trying to convince folks that his rants are superior. Thats not going to happen

          Even Walla told him that nobody cares just a half dozen post back.

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          •   burfurger September 10, 2019

            @felterupgood

            Compared to yours they are Shakespeare.

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        • uponusall September 10, 2019

          @crazyshit-Cory H.

          They're doing better than my forum situation.

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        •   burfurger September 10, 2019

          @crazyshit-Cory H.

          I don't give a complete play by play fucking wrap up.

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          •   crazyshit-Cory H. September 10, 2019

            @burfurger,

            I'm gonna ban Wallawilly if he doesn't stick his dick back in your mouth and shut you up.

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            •   burfurger September 10, 2019

              @crazyshit-Cory H. Then you beat ban him! Cuz he's been trying to put it in for over a year now. I outrun him every time he gives chase.

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              •   burfurger September 10, 2019

                @burfurger best ban him. Not beat ban him. Although, go ahead and beat ban him. Might be fun.

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      • uponusall September 10, 2019

        @burfurger

        Yeah, but did you try Mueller? Big football fan.

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    •   lafind September 10, 2019

      @felterupgood It was a great game, I couldn't stay up for the raiders and Broncos though.

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      •   felterupgood September 10, 2019

        @lafind

        Me too. Got it recorded.. Looked like Gruden and company had it under control when I faded out.

        Oakland only won 4 games last year.

        Real men talk about football and fighting while pussies talk about baseball, soccer and ballet.

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        • uponusall September 10, 2019

          @felterupgood

          Ballet takes balls...

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          •   felterupgood September 10, 2019

            @uponusall

            And a tutu

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            • uponusall September 10, 2019

              @felterupgood

              FYI, during my tours with the French Ballet Troupe, Sucer Ma Souillure, I wore a tutu only twice when I stepped in for Sophie Fontaine during our '97 Middle East tour when she was arrested in Morroco for blasphemy.

              She was tried, convicted, and executed two days later during an 18 second trial.

              Had I known what I know now I would have put a little more effort into those weak pirouettes I performed in Sophie's memory.

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    •   sarge07 September 11, 2019

      @felterupgood

      Who Dat

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  • erkie September 10, 2019

    Tomorrow, tomorrow ,I love you tomorrow ,it's always a day a way and a new video .

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    • uponusall September 10, 2019

      @erkie

      Is that Limu in his hey day?

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      • erkie September 10, 2019

        @uponusall

        Yep! He's gone solo! The lime light has gotten into his head!

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        • erkie September 10, 2019

          @erkie

          His head is swelling, that's why he looks so different.

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