The new korn album is immense. Download it now people. That's my public service announcement over with. Have a crazy day.
@vestanpance there first album was the best follow the leader was pretty good to
No filler tracks, all awesome. Can't wait to see them again. This time I'll get to take my sons with me when they tour this over the UK.
@vestanpance nice bro. I'll have to check out there new stuff.
New Tool album is stellar.
Hey HJ... Doing alright?
Why? What have you heard?
lol... notta ting.
Just saying hello, ya alter cocker.
+++! Outstanding Yiddish! Had no idea you were a chosen one! Mazel tov, my friend!
@HJ247 did you get the special edition? I got it its the best cd package i have ever seen.
@vestanpance I upload it to the shitter. There's always Korn in it for some reason
Korn works great with upperdeckers.
@ouch Ha! I love the way you used korn for texture.
@ouch does the korn float?
They all float
Make sure you log off before leaving.
It all turns to shit in the CrazyShit Rant!
@luvthick Are you going for the Captain Obvious trophy?
Will he have to pry it from your cold dead hands?
@crazyshit-Cory H. Can we get video of that posted?
The gig gets me free Five Star Hotel Stays!
like Bear Grylls?
If you woke up with a condom hanging outta your ass and had no idea why, would you tell anybody?
@apatheticanarchist I always keep that to myself
Cuz the goddamn rubber came out in two pieces and HIV is now infecting yer asscrack!
@wallawilly So I take it that you keep it to yourself when that happens too? At least I know who to ask for advise if it ever happens to me.
You’d keep it a secret?!?
You wanna hang out this weekend? Lmfao!
@serial_fappist lol i set him up for that but he never replied lol
@greatwhiteguy That's takin one for the team?
@apatheticanarchist you need to drink less man... tsk tsk
@apatheticanarchist no ya just shove it back up there and go back to sleep
@nybadguy Dayumn, nasty!
@lafind well. This is crazyshit
At least that would be some safe butt sex in the night.
@uponusall I suppose lol.
And when you fart it inflates and flies around the room. Damn that’s a nasty image!
@mr_krabs what about the smell
Wrapped or unwrapped?
Well, You just let CrazyShit in on your Family secret.
I would keep my secrets to myself actually
@apatheticanarchist Used or brand new still in the wrapper?
Who goes there? An y duck hunters around?
ummm duck season in a couple months
Doh!Now I'm scared!
Fuck a duck!
Doh! Doh!No thank you.
That was awesome
WTF is it?
The requested topic does not exist.
All I got was:
@sarge07, Grimm, and Felter...
Same here. We're on it. Thanks.
no problamo O Grand Poobah
Now you're just fucking with us aren't you?
Well, fuck a duck!
@crazyshit-Cory H. The requested topic does not exist.
Yes. We know, Captain Obvious. :)
Wait!!! There's nothing when you click yer link......
I voted WOOman
@brok3n82halo keep an eye on user uploads coz you are about to get the attention you have been crying out for u creep. ;)
Give it to him. He's making a splash.... Trying to run with the big dogs. Send him back to Twitter.
The "FIRST" bullshit is starting again,.......you need to nip that shit in the bud,..,.,
@GrimmWilder who me?
let the bitches think they are important, meanwhile back in Gotham City the Dynamic Duo are
Naw Man,...a while back that shit run-a-muck the whole gallery with everybody doin it and all the fights that ensued from it.......can't let that shit go.,.,.,
Yep.. I've been deleting them as I\ve seen them. Sparkplugz is out for a week now.
oh no, not the ban hammer for week, HAHAHA!
Good thing happening...
Alabama and New England football is on top as they should be.
My thermal rifle scope should come in tomorrow or Wed.
My woman dropped 20 lbs. She's been getting in top shape for her college 50yr reunion coming in about 3 weeks.
Amazon hiring 30,000 permanent employees and paying at least $15 /hr
Manufacturing leaving China that will never come back.
Cool weather comming.... Eventually.
You are alive if you are reading this.
Happy days are here again!
@felterupgood happy days
I'm so fuckin tired today. Got me playing plumber all day at work. Nothin like being half way in a cabinet on your side and back hooking up sinks and screwing counter tops down. Must of hit my head 10 times so far.
besides painting, I hate plumbing just as much
@sarge07 I don't mind plumbing I just don't like being all cramped up under sinks.
I'll hang and mud sheetrock before I'll plumb in or paint
Except for one.... Buncha flappy headed man-taint munchers up there.
And yer a cock gobbling butt pirate, hell bent on sac cheese!!!
Is that Wisconsin sac cheese?
Is it Blue Frumundanut Cheese?
Do you think this is all an accident? you know where this is all going
... https://youtu.be/0dXD2H0m74g !!!
There was a whore from Azores,
whose pussy was covered with sores.
The dogs on the street,
wouldn't eat the green meat,
cuz it hung from clumps in her drawers!
@wallawilly that's no way to talk about your mother.
My mom's 5'11, 240 and she wud stomp yer ass and force feed that green meat to ya!!!
@wallawilly and I would oil myself up for the occasion
She prefers hemp oil...
@wallawilly I an see why you grew up with an attitude.
Well, I'm 6'6, 260 and white!!! That's where my assholeness comes from..
He stood six-foot-six and weighed two-forty-five
Kinda broad at the shoulder and narrow at the hip
And everybody knew ya didn't give no lip to big John
(Big John, big John)
Big bad John (big John)
great song, people only remember the late great Jimmy Dean for his sausage and breakfast foods, not his music.
Has anyone else watched Mayans M/C? It is the continuation of the Sons of Anarchy show set after Jax's death.
@letmefindout is it good? Sons of Anarchy turned into a drama show IMO so I quit watching. It was really good at first. I was kinda upset that they show what bikers do in clubs as a biker myself and I was involved with a few clubs here in Tucson . But I guess the FBI already knows that shit.
No soap opera drama. Great plot, drama and straight up action.
@letmefindout nice, I'll check it out. Thanks.
Just heard a pack of coyotes howling and screaming like they do just off in the distance in the deep, dark woods. Goddamn, that shit makes my skin crawl. There's all kinds of sounds out in the middle of a forested area during the night but that by far is one of the creepiest! I say bring it on fuckers! The hounds and I are ready for ya...
I’ve got owls near me that sound like women being murdered when they screech, creeps me out sometimes. At least I think it’s owls...
@mr_krabs that would bug me out.
Owls have great wisdom and insight, and can see beyond the illusions in life. They encourage you to look at all situations with a keen eye, and not to take everything as it appears. ... The owl spirit animal usually symbolizes death, but it can also mean a great change will come into your life.
@felterupgood I've seen many owls at wildlife sanctuaries, they ALL fucking hate me. They never take their eyes off of me and screech and hiss when I walk towards them.
@mr_krabs we have a huge one in my moms neighborhood, it sits on the house across the street every night. It's beautiful to watch it spread its wings and take off, its fuckin huge!
a friend of mine in Tucson put one of those plastic owl on her house to keep the pigeons away, and the pigeons got frisky with it.
I've grown up with yotes... They're fucking nuts!
Sounds like The Howling round here most nights.
@apatheticanarchist I have coyotes all over here. They howl like that when they get a kill and can eat. I walk outside and see them walking down the street almost every day. They don't bother you.
@apatheticanarchist that was just ouch being fucked by his Mrs with a strap on
Smoked a chicken slathered in lemon pepper base rub with homemade stuffing asparagus and an appetizer of butter poached scallops, was pretty damn good. And my last bottle of Zd cabernet off the rack.
How you fit the chicken in the bong?
@burfurger It's not about the size of the bong it's about the size of the lighter.
LOL!! Pipe sweatin' torch!
@letmefindout Almost none, I saw a scallop or two and my friend picking bits of chicken skin of the pan lastly. Those little crunchys are the best.
Mmmmm... Scallops..... the giant sea scallops.... not those tiny little fuckers.
make sure you get real scallops, and not punched out ray
??? Huh???? I've never heard of that. Unless every scallop I've ever had was punched out ray I've never had punched out ray. The be always tasted like scallops. At least it better have been at 12-$15 a pound.
@sarge07 I'm from a seafood town I definitely know the difference, 16-20's, not the biggest you can get but they were big boys.
how did you poach the scallops?
@sarge07 In drawn seasoned butter.
oh, they were in season then?
presidunce pussy ass bitch.
This busker has a mighty fast picking hand. Worth checking out...
How the fuck you get your fingers to bend that way that fast goddamit!
Have you ever seen a bigger pick guard? I've seen a lot of video of the dude and apparently he travels through Europe with an entourage of wet, sloppy whores who see him as some guitar prophet and slave to his every need.
It's good to be the king...
@uponusall Guy's talented, imagine how good he would sound in a professional venue with actual acoustics, not a friggin town square.
What to do several days before 9-11? If you’re Donald Trump you try to meet with the Taliban at camp David. Luckily someone on his staff talked his utterly retarded ass out of it.
Though dialogue with any enemy is better than bloodshed, but when the enemy is literally retarded themselves then there is no room for real discussion. I don't care about what day is drawing near, Fred, but what concerns me is how mighty you build yourself up by belittling an entire chunk of the country on a daily basis... and you're actually wrong. Just like the vast majority of your people. They keep voting for the same bullshit hoping for something different.
That's the definition of insanity, Fred. Vast insanity or vast mild retardation, perhaps.
Who is more retarded?
Da blaaacks or Trump? Trump is President and riiich and the blaaacks continue to live in ghettoish nightmares under the unsympathetic, retarded, democratic thumb.
Even Beetlejuice can figure that one out... go figure, another retarded blaaack.
@uponusall your rambling response lead me to a more important topic. Are you certifiably nuts, and if so are you still able to legally purchase guns??
@happyjack But.....They're not our enemy. They are savages who condoned and were complicit with those who hijacked our planes full of our citizens, and crashed them into our buildings full of our citizens.
You don't sit at a table with those people. They don't deserve it. They are radical Islamics. You can't come to a reasonable agreement with them because they aren't reasonable people.
You don't bring those pieces of shit to Camp David, they shouldn't even be allowed to step foot on our soil.
This black people, rich people shit you're talking is a close second in stupidity behind breaking bread with Bin Laden's people. ..
I said that I agreed with you, didn't I? But, all that aside... they are "7th century retarded". You can't get any meaningful progress with Muslims, but especially these types.
Trump is filthy rich and the most powerful being known to exist, while we have a group of idiots who vote for and live in such shitty conditions under the uncaring rule of the the true retards of this country's political make-up... Dems.
So... a legit question, but an easy answer.
WHO IS MORE RETARDED?
If tomorrow is hump day wouldn't today be blowjob day.
I'm sure there's a homeless guy down on the corner that would be willing to help you figure that one out, lol
@apatheticanarchist I'm not that hard up man lol. Now a homeless woman with no teeth is somethin to think about.
Then Monday should be wet finger day.
Nobody cares bout yer dingleberry harvesting!
Is it that time of year already? Better get one of felter's broken down farm implements to help pick them.
@burfurger stinky pinky day
You insightful bastard
If Chicago's violence problem is duns coming in illegally from other states why isn't all of Illinois having daily shootings in their communities?
If you wanna watch a good movie you should check out Vincent and Roxxy.. it's fucking awesome!
Oh boy! Did anyone see the Saints pull off an amazing win against the Texans last night?
What drama! Texans scored and tied the game with 37 seconds left in the game.
They missed the extra point but a Saints player ran into the kicker and he got a do over and put the Texans up by 1 point.
37 secsonds left in the game and they kicked off to the Saints. Drew Breeze completed two passes and got the Saints across midfield. With 2 seconds left the Saints field goal kicker Wil Lutz nailed a 58 yard attempt as time ran out.
Saints win by 2 !!!!!
Who asked for a detailed game recap? Anyone? Anyone? You? You? Bueller? Bueller?
How's the Cubs doing?
@crazyshit-Cory H. K
Old Barf keeps trying to convince folks that his rants are superior. Thats not going to happen
Even Walla told him that nobody cares just a half dozen post back.
Compared to yours they are Shakespeare.
They're doing better than my forum situation.
That's being addressed this week.
I don't give a complete play by play fucking wrap up.
I'm gonna ban Wallawilly if he doesn't stick his dick back in your mouth and shut you up.
@crazyshit-Cory H. Then you beat ban him! Cuz he's been trying to put it in for over a year now. I outrun him every time he gives chase.
@burfurger best ban him. Not beat ban him. Although, go ahead and beat ban him. Might be fun.
Yeah, but did you try Mueller? Big football fan.
@felterupgood It was a great game, I couldn't stay up for the raiders and Broncos though.
Me too. Got it recorded.. Looked like Gruden and company had it under control when I faded out.
Oakland only won 4 games last year.
Real men talk about football and fighting while pussies talk about baseball, soccer and ballet.
Ballet takes balls...
And a tutu
FYI, during my tours with the French Ballet Troupe, Sucer Ma Souillure, I wore a tutu only twice when I stepped in for Sophie Fontaine during our '97 Middle East tour when she was arrested in Morroco for blasphemy.
She was tried, convicted, and executed two days later during an 18 second trial.
Had I known what I know now I would have put a little more effort into those weak pirouettes I performed in Sophie's memory.
Tomorrow, tomorrow ,I love you tomorrow ,it's always a day a way and a new video .
Is that Limu in his hey day?
Yep! He's gone solo! The lime light has gotten into his head!
His head is swelling, that's why he looks so different.