► THE DAILY RANT

September 10, 2019

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  • mrfistursister September 10, 2019

    All i wanna do.. Is zooma zoom zoom.. With your boom boom

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    • calethehuman September 10, 2019

      @mrfistursister allah wana do is chill and smoke some gas

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    •   letmefindout September 10, 2019

      @mrfistursister

      So shake ya ass

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  • worship September 10, 2019

    what have you been fapping to lately?

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    •   burfurger September 10, 2019

      @worship

      Completely bald, red headed girls with a slight lisp, between 5'1" and 5'3" with a hang nail on their left thumbs.

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      •   wallawilly September 10, 2019

        @burfurger

        You harassing Oompa Loompas again? Flamer!!!

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        •   ouch September 10, 2019

          @wallawilly I might get a restraining order

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      • worship September 10, 2019

        @burfurger woah, now thats what i call specific

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        •   burfurger September 10, 2019

          @worship

          It may be just a passing fad.

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    • calethehuman September 11, 2019

      @worship Anything that resembles the bitches I work with that I haven't fucked.

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      • worship September 11, 2019

        @calethehuman ohhh, can relate,+

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  •   wallawilly September 10, 2019

    Space: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its five-year mission: to explore strange new worlds. To seek out new life and new civilizations. To boldly go where no man has gone before!

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    • erkie September 10, 2019

      @wallawilly

      You get your man card today.

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    •   letmefindout September 10, 2019

      @wallawilly

      And then to extinguish them.

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    •   ketamine<3 September 11, 2019

      @wallawilly I love Star Trek, voyager was a wierd but deep space nine and Star Trek enterprise are both awesome, the original Star Trek with William shatner was awesome too. Great shows man.

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      •   sarge07 September 11, 2019

        @ketamine<3

        out of the series I lived Voyager and Enterprise best. Both were "released" of the typical stereotype of expectations. Enterprise could have done with the whole attack on Earth scenario.

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        •   ketamine<3 September 11, 2019

          @sarge07 I couldn't get into voyager, I tried but just was too wierd. The earth attack was cool. It had to happen.. idk I suppose we can diss agree on that subject.

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          •   sarge07 September 11, 2019

            @ketamine<3 Voyager was slow for a couple of seasons, hen Jerri Ryan joined, Hubba hubba

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            •   ketamine<3 September 11, 2019

              @sarge07 hmm maybe I needed to keep watching it then.. I gave up after watching the first season.. it didn't catch my attention.

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              •   sarge07 September 11, 2019

                @ketamine<3

                7 of 9 brought the heat

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                •   ketamine<3 September 11, 2019

                  @sarge07 watching something up to the 7th season... idk man.

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                  •   sarge07 September 11, 2019

                    @ketamine<3

                    you don't like Jerri Ryan in that jumpsuit? Wadda ya g...……...

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                    •   ketamine<3 September 11, 2019

                      @sarge07 I like her, I didn't like the plot of the show, just couldn't get into it man sorry.

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  •   maddog123 September 10, 2019

    I just stepped in goddam shit

    In my brand new goddam shoes I bought at a trailer park yard sale sumbitch

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    • enemabandit September 10, 2019

      @maddog123 sure you didn't bought it with the shit? I mean trailer park sale?

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  • erkie September 10, 2019

    All I wanna do is dreeeaam, dream, dream ,dream!

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  •   GrimmWilder September 10, 2019

    https://youtu.be/C959v_3SSKo

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    •   ketamine<3 September 11, 2019

      @GrimmWilder good song my man. Thanks for sharing, I've never heard it before.

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  •   nybadguy September 10, 2019

    Man this fuckin day is draggin like a motherfucker

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    • apatheticanarchist September 10, 2019

      @nybadguy

      Damn right it is, I've already had a few shots and a couple bowls to help it slide on by...

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      •   nybadguy September 10, 2019

        @apatheticanarchist Highfive

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  •   ouch September 10, 2019

    Ya ever noticed that I went a bit quiet a while ago, I'd just drop a comment or 2 then i'm outty? have you ever noticed the lack of comments on post since then?

    SAD!

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    •   wallawilly September 10, 2019

      @ouch

      I'm the Lizard King. I know everything...

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      •   ketamine<3 September 11, 2019

        @wallawilly naw bro I'm the lizard king... I know all.. been doing this man, almost on day 4.... you know what I mean.. it's been hard but I'm doing it. I've been keeping my mind occupied by going to my moms and chilling with the birds, we got 45 birds and a bunch of babies that just hatched and to make them friendly and tame we have to take them out of the nest after 3-4 weeks and hand feed them with syringes and shit. I love them, I have parrots and cocktails and love birds on my shoulder at all times.. it's peaceful and keeps my mind occupied...

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        •   sarge07 September 11, 2019

          @ketamine<3

          fuck the damn parasites

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          •   ketamine<3 September 11, 2019

            @sarge07 what?

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            •   sarge07 September 11, 2019

              @ketamine<3

              they were my mother's obsession, she hand fed 150 at one time and they weren't even hers. Her and my Dad got into the "bird business" in the mid 90's and mom was obsessed and she refused to sell any of her birds. Dad wanted to see the country, but because of those parasites they couldn't go anywhere even an overnight trip. When mom passed I got rid of the fuckin useless birds she had left.

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              •   ketamine<3 September 11, 2019

                @sarge07 well I don't see them as parasites. I love them all.

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                •   sarge07 September 11, 2019

                  @ketamine<3

                  I happy for ya, just don't turn into the Mean Ole Bird Woman of Tucson

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        •   happyjack September 11, 2019

          @ketamine<3 I don’t know what the lizard king is but it’s sounds like you’re off to a great start!

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          •   ketamine<3 September 11, 2019

            @happyjack the lizard king is Jim Morrison... when he was with the doors at many shows he'd take a ton of acid or peyote or who knows what. And he was the lizard kind... he knew everything.

            I'm quitting H... ink... been hard but I have a lot of love from my family.

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            •   sarge07 September 11, 2019

              @ketamine<3

              or Lisa Simpson's "I am the lizard queen"!

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            •   happyjack September 11, 2019

              @ketamine<3 ah gotcha. How was that movie The Doors? I remember that it was popular at the time but I’ve never seen it.

              Good luck on your new mission. That’s good you have that support in place.

              If you get all grumpy and shit and want to fight come here and cuss us all out we won’t hold it against you ;-)

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              •   ketamine<3 September 11, 2019

                @happyjack lol happy, I luv you man. I'd never cuss you out. Your a cool cat to me my man. I'm not the type to rip on people because of my own issues. I'll be fine, made it past the hardest part. Be well my friend.

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    •   felterupgood September 10, 2019

      @ouch

      And now it's even more quiet because you are such a tough act to follow.

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    •   happyjack September 10, 2019

      @ouch We like talking when you aren't around.

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    •   luvthick September 12, 2019

      @ouch

      "Leggo tu Ego"

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  •   felterupgood September 10, 2019

    350 million sold since 1980

    What is it? It's the top selling item of ALL time. Want some hints?

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    • demonic September 10, 2019

      @felterupgood Rubik's Cube. I think I've owned at least 6 of those things.

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    •   ketamine<3 September 11, 2019

      @felterupgood well being a member of this site imma go with big black dildos.. that's a hot commodity round these parts.

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      •   mr_krabs September 11, 2019

        @ketamine<3

        I’ve got one.

        Lol

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        •   ketamine<3 September 11, 2019

          @mr_krabs of all the people... it had to be you lol! Can't lie.. I got one too.

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          •   mr_krabs September 11, 2019

            @ketamine<3

            If I’m being honest I actually have 4...

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            •   ketamine<3 September 11, 2019

              @mr_krabs haha, you might wanna see a counselor... you might be the G word...

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              •   mr_krabs September 11, 2019

                @ketamine<3

                Great? Yeah that’s me.

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                •   ketamine<3 September 11, 2019

                  @mr_krabs yes, that the word I mean... ;) your fucking awesome dude!

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        •   sarge07 September 11, 2019

          @mr_krabs

          a big black dildo? Whatever floats your boat

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          •   mr_krabs September 11, 2019

            @sarge07

            It probably floats

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  •   felterupgood September 10, 2019

    I am SOOO special! Less than 2% of the worlds population have what I have.

    Grim is probably the only person here who can guess what it is.

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    • demonic September 10, 2019

      @felterupgood Green eyes

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      •   felterupgood September 10, 2019

        @demonic

        Darn... I don't down vote.

        Only people who are emotionally insecure and feel useless try to use negativity toward others in order to compensate for their pathetic sad existance.

        However you didn't get that one. But you are close and on the right track

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        • demonic September 10, 2019

          @felterupgood so you're a ginger then? Lol

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          •   felterupgood September 10, 2019

            @demonic

            Yes... but Grim should have jumped on that since he goes for the 1%

            ….assuming that half the 2% are male.

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        • demonic September 10, 2019

          @felterupgood I dont mind the questions because i enjoy looking up stuff lol. My wife has green eyes, but my 11month son is a ginger with blue eyes. Gonna kill that mailman next time i see him!

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          •   GrimmWilder September 10, 2019

            @demonic

            Say 'Webbed Toes'....

            And green/blue/hazel eyes are not all that uncommon among white people....the WORLD percentage includes Asia, Africa, India and China where ninety nine and nine tenths have brown.,,.,.

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            •   GrimmWilder September 10, 2019

              and yeah yeah i already see my fuckup.....(China is in Asia)

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              •   lafind September 10, 2019

                @GrimmWilder If you asked them, I'm sure that thy would say it was the other way around.

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            • demonic September 10, 2019

              @GrimmWilder lmao i used to know a guy who had webbed toes, he was a dick and aptly named so. Richard

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        •   happyjack September 10, 2019

          @felterupgood Your entire comment is negative in nature LMFAO. But your feeble mind thinks that you're some superior being because you down click on a little arrow provided by the website for just that reason.

          So if bad guys are the ones that press the down arrow button, what is Mr Crazyshit who is the inventor and provider of said down arrow button? LMFAO you take this shit way too seriously old timer.

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    •   nybadguy September 10, 2019

      @felterupgood 2 vagina's and a penis?

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  •   burfurger September 10, 2019

    So did walla get banned yet?

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    •   wallawilly September 10, 2019

      @burfurger

      Walla has never been banned, you puss inducing disease!!!

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      •   felterupgood September 10, 2019

        @wallawilly

        Can we get a fact check on that?

        Your green smoking icon is cool.

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      •   burfurger September 11, 2019

        @wallawilly

        Well, you're gonna be... according to Cory from the last rant. I don't care how much you keep offering, the answer is NO!

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  •   fistermister September 10, 2019

    Have you ever falling in love with a word? How deep is your love?

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    •   burfurger September 11, 2019

      @fistermister

      About 6 1/2 inches.

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  •   fistermister September 10, 2019

    GOD DAMN! I wish I had a Big Dick!

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    •   wallawilly September 10, 2019

      @fistermister

      Pull the one pounding yer asshole out and claim it as yer own, stud muffin... ;-)

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    •   felterupgood September 10, 2019

      @fistermister

      I addressed that concern by finding a smaller pussy... or in one case her ass.

      The smallest pussy ...in my old age... was a smaller woman who hadn't had sex in over 10 years. OH LORDY... that woman would cum so hard and just couldn't help but start squirting.

      Then there was the huge lunch lady type... I mean huge. (They need love too.)

      She only wanted to do anal... and it was tight, tight, tight and she would scream and moan and ask for more. Finally she would say "Shit that feels good." and then it's a bronco ride. That cowboy sex ….where you try to hang on for 8 seconds.

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      •   felterupgood September 10, 2019

        @felterupgood

        I may have "edited" that post a little for entertainment purposes.

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    •   happyjack September 10, 2019

      @fistermister Now look what you did, you got everyone's least favorite grandpa talking about his huge stank ass fat bitches and dried up old yeasty pussy :-)

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      •   burfurger September 11, 2019

        @happyjack

        Yeah! @fistermister! Look at what you gone and did. You made everyone vomit into their mouths. Shame on you.

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      •   sarge07 September 11, 2019

        @happyjack

        dang, I thought I was the least favorite

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        •   happyjack September 11, 2019

          @sarge07 never.....you and I disagree what maybe 75% of the time but I still have a lot of love for you LOL

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  •   burfurger September 11, 2019

    Chicken Fried Steak! Pick it up!

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  •   felterupgood September 11, 2019

    Gezzsh... I thought you guys were tough but stretching a fat girls ass makes you barf

    Pun intended

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  •   GrimmWilder September 11, 2019

    2 voted "Male"

    1 (me) voted "female"

    1 voted "Not sure, but looks good from here"

    and 2 of you cocksuckers voted "Fuck off, This is Grimm's job"

    https://nut-ng.org/forums/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=39

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    •   crazyshit-Cory H. September 11, 2019

      @GrimmWilder,

      LOL... I voted fuck off, this is Grimm's job.

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      •   GrimmWilder September 11, 2019

        @crazyshit-Cory H.

        Might do,..,,.,.

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      •   sarge07 September 11, 2019

        @crazyshit-Cory H.

        me too

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    •   ketamine<3 September 11, 2019

      @GrimmWilder I voted male because the tits look a bit off and I know you... your sneaky and like to post tranny pics lol.

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      •   GrimmWilder September 11, 2019

        @ketamine<3

        Maybe so,...but it's not my sneaky this time....the mod did it.,.,,

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        •   ketamine<3 September 11, 2019

          @GrimmWilder the mod edits photos uploaded? Wtf..

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          •   crazyshit-Cory H. September 11, 2019

            @ketamine<3,

            No, I don't edit user images, but I did create the current what the fuck is it poll.

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            •   ketamine<3 September 11, 2019

              @crazyshit-Cory H. I always liked the "what the fuck is it" polls. So what is grimm referring to?

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      •   sarge07 September 11, 2019

        @ketamine<3

        well, you're right, it has a peepee

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        •   lafind September 11, 2019

          @sarge07 That's a pull starter to get her going,. give it a try and let us know how it works out for ya.

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  •   ketamine<3 September 11, 2019

    Man, my pharmacy is not giving me the mess I've been prescribed.. they are now giving me generic shit.. I know it's the same shit but I want the real deal.. they are getting cheap on me..

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  •   nybadguy September 11, 2019

    9/11/01 Never forget.

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    •   ketamine<3 September 11, 2019

      @nybadguy never forget brother...

      but remember, it was our own government that did it. But I'll never forget the lives lost in that tragedy. So sad.. my heart goes out to all that lost their lives and the grieving families.

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      •   sarge07 September 11, 2019

        @ketamine<3

        Please tell me you don't believe that conspiracy bullshit?

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        •   ketamine<3 September 11, 2019

          @sarge07 I'm not too far into the conspiracy shit but I do believe that our government had something to do with it.

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        •   ketamine<3 September 11, 2019

          @sarge07 just look at how the buildings fell... is I don't wanna have this argument. I believe it was propaganda to support us invading the Middle East. It's bullshit.

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          •   sarge07 September 11, 2019

            @ketamine<3

            engineers from several universities have debunked the "gubmint did it" crap long ago.

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            •   mr_krabs September 11, 2019

              @sarge07

              It was aliens

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            •   ketamine<3 September 11, 2019

              @sarge07 plenty of engineers have said that they couldnt have falllen they way they did without explosives placed. And building 7... haha.. yeah, try and defend that one dude..

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              •   sarge07 September 11, 2019

                @ketamine<3

                I'm no engineer but again I'll take MIT engineer's word over some French fuck and his conspiracy book any day

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                •   ketamine<3 September 11, 2019

                  @sarge07 so,e paid engineers over people who speak the obvious truth.... ok believe what you want dude.

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                  •   sarge07 September 11, 2019

                    @ketamine<3

                    educated men or tin foil beanie wearing conspiracy nuts? Hard choice

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                    •   lafind September 11, 2019

                      @sarge07 Common, it's not like they didn't try and fail once before with the truck of explosives in the subterranean parking first.

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                      •   sarge07 September 11, 2019

                        @lafind

                        ket's got a long chain to yank today

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                        •   ketamine<3 September 11, 2019

                          @sarge07 no I don't.. if those buildings fell just from the plane crash it would have broken in half, not fall straight down with every floor going as it fell.. your delusional if you thing a building like that could collapse straight down by getting hit by a plane in the middle. No way in hell I believe that bullshit. They set it up, they did it. And now we had every one hating the middle eastern people and have a reason to invade and protect poppy fields.

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    •   sarge07 September 11, 2019

      @nybadguy

      Amen

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  •   ketamine<3 September 11, 2019

    Havnt slept in days... but I've been through the desert on a horse with no name...

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    •   sarge07 September 11, 2019

      @ketamine<3

      did it feel good to get out of the rain?

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      •   mr_krabs September 11, 2019

        @sarge07

        Now he cant remember his name.

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        •   sarge07 September 11, 2019

          @mr_krabs

          what? I thought the horse had no name?

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  •   ketamine<3 September 11, 2019

    Hey @cory I know we can't post animal pics in the UU but what about the forums?

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    •   mr_krabs September 11, 2019

      @ketamine<3

      Trying to pass your penis off as a snake again? Can’t fool us.

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      •   sarge07 September 11, 2019

        @mr_krabs

        the endangered "Trouser Boa"

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        •   ketamine<3 September 11, 2019

          @sarge07 @mr_krabs..

          No I'm not gonna show my wiener... I just wanna show my snake and birds..

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          •   sarge07 September 11, 2019

            @ketamine<3

            is that how kids these days say twig & berries? Snake & birds? And thanks for NOT posting your penis for all to see, there are a couple that would not stop making that fapping noise.

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          •   mr_krabs September 11, 2019

            @ketamine<3

            Haha! I do actually want to see your snake, I hope you can post it.

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            •   ketamine<3 September 11, 2019

              @mr_krabs I have a beautiful California king snake. And a bunch of birds, parrots, cocktails, love birds, and a few others I can't remember. But I'd love to show them off.

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              •   nybadguy September 11, 2019

                @ketamine<3 I had a California king he was black and yellow. He escaped after a day lol. Well let loose my lil cousin went into my room when I was t there

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        •   mr_krabs September 11, 2019

          @sarge07

          Lol!

          The panty python.

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    •   crazyshit-Cory H. September 11, 2019

      @ketamine<3,

      Yes. That should be fine. Keep in mind though, at this time there's no image upload option in the forums. You'll need to host it elsewhere and copy image link and use it in the forums.

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      •   ketamine<3 September 11, 2019

        @crazyshit-Cory H. Ok thank you for the info on that.

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        •   wallawilly September 11, 2019

          @ketamine<3

          Hey bro. Take a pic of your snake and upload as your avi...

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          •   burfurger September 11, 2019

            @wallawilly

            Why you want to see his dick? Wallwilly:Comfirmed:Gay!

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            •   wallawilly September 11, 2019

              @burfurger

              Very happy. Yes indeed...

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          •   ketamine<3 September 11, 2019

            @wallawilly I'll never change my avi bro....

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      •   GrimmWilder September 11, 2019

        @crazyshit-Cory H.

        This "no image upload option in the forums" shit is lame-ass.....is it gunna get fixed?

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        •   crazyshit-Cory H. September 11, 2019

          @GrimmWilder,

          Thanks for the feedback. Image uploading ins't an option currently, but this is something we'd like to have in the future.

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          •   letmefindout September 12, 2019

            @crazyshit-Cory H.

            Are you implying that all of the tranny uploads broke the first forums?

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  • erkie September 11, 2019

    Remember 9-11! Anyone associated with it should be slowly tortured and never allowed to die!

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  •   felterupgood September 11, 2019

    Morning peeps

    If there is any farm news you'll be the first to know.

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    • erkie September 11, 2019

      This comment has been deleted

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  •   crazyshit-Cory H. September 11, 2019

    Ket will like this:

    "I like my women like building 7, going down for no reason. That's a conspiracy theory reference 9 out of 11 people don't get. It's an inside joke"

    Brenter.

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    •   burfurger September 11, 2019

      @crazyshit-Cory H.

      Too soon. Too soon.

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    •   wallawilly September 11, 2019

      @crazyshit-Cory H.

      burfs mouth is currently stuffed full of cock. He will return later...

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    •   ketamine<3 September 11, 2019

      @crazyshit-Cory H. I like this indeed!

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    •   happyjack September 12, 2019

      @crazyshit-Cory H. 9 out of 11.....nice touch

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  •   fistermister September 11, 2019

    “A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it.”

    ― Albert Einstein

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    • greatwhiteguy September 11, 2019

      @fistermister a stupid person causes them *

      He missed that but it seems lol

      Who would of thought in smarter than old Albert

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  •   fistermister September 11, 2019

    1 reason to say, where the fuck is the Updates?

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    •   mr_krabs September 11, 2019

      @fistermister

      They’re inside burfs anus, put those fists to use and get them for us.

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      •   burfurger September 11, 2019

        @mr_krabs

        Mr. CS is gonna have to pay big $ to extract them.

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  •   felterupgood September 11, 2019

    This comment has been deleted

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    •   lafind September 11, 2019

      @felterupgood Dat's a huge clit.

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  • ornerybastard September 11, 2019

    I like my beer just like my first marriage

    No head.

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    •   felterupgood September 11, 2019

      @ornerybastard

      I was married with three kids when Clinton was getting blow jobs.... and I had to explain to her what it was.

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      • ornerybastard September 11, 2019

        @felterupgood

        I was getting head and had no children when Clinton was in office I should not have said I do. She said I do" not have to do that anymore"

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        •   ketamine<3 September 11, 2019

          @ornerybastard haha! I'm sorry that's not funny. I'm never getting married but if I did I'd make damn sure that wouldn't stop.. if imma eat some pussy, she's gonna suck some dick... that's how it is.

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          • ornerybastard September 11, 2019

            @ketamine<3

            Laugh away my friend it's funny as hell. I was a dumb ass twice and yes I said this before it will never happen again. The women I have met so far are bat shit crazy. If they didn't have pussies I wouldn't even talk to them.

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            •   ketamine<3 September 11, 2019

              @ornerybastard ha! Your a good guy, just made the mistake of getting hitched. It's gonna be alright your gonna be just fine my man. But pussy is pussy, that's it.. don't get attached to it just put your dick in it and say wham bam thank you mamm!

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              • ornerybastard September 11, 2019

                @ketamine<3

                If only I had the same advice so many years ago.

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          •   felterupgood September 11, 2019

            @ketamine<3

            I thimk the internationally woman's code allows a woman to cancel one hole.

            So I just tell em.... You make the call.

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            •   ketamine<3 September 11, 2019

              @felterupgood well if a woman says no then it no but if she says go then it's on...

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        •   happyjack September 12, 2019

          @ornerybastard shit I feel old, I got married at the end of Clinton's term too

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          • ornerybastard September 12, 2019

            @happyjack

            I was born in 1971

            I feel way older than I am

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            • uponusall September 12, 2019

              @ornerybastard

              Then have a seat on yer throne because you must be exhausted and you gotta be due for yer Thursday steamy mondoduke by now...

              Because yer old, Mr. Bastard... I keeed.

              Besides, I'll be getting my 1st colonoscopy next year. :)

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              • ornerybastard September 12, 2019

                @uponusall

                I'm very regular always do my business in the am.

                Good luck with the colonoscopy mine was not the best of news. Butt it is what it is lol

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  • greatwhiteguy September 11, 2019

    I'm about to do the most interesting post on this thread... (strange I know) gimme a few mins to type this shit...

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  • greatwhiteguy September 11, 2019

    9/11.

    Sept 11th is the 254th day of the year.. 2+5+4=11.

    George W Bush = 11 letters.

    New York City = 11 letters.

    New York City is also the 11th state.

    Afghanistan =11 letters.

    1st plane to hit was flight 11! It had 92 passengers on.. 9+2=11.

    Finally.. The twin towers looked like what?.. A giant 11.

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    •   ketamine<3 September 11, 2019

      @greatwhiteguy nice..

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    •   ketamine<3 September 11, 2019

      @greatwhiteguy that shit is a conspiracy. The US government set that shit up to invade Iraq and Afghanistan... it's total bullshit.

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      •   happyjack September 12, 2019

        @ketamine<3 The problem that I have with government conspiracies is who's the "government"?

        Was George Bush in on it, Colin Powell, CIA, FBI. And who came up with the idea, and what are the chances of getting enough people on board to do pull it off, without anyone snitching then or all these years later.

        I think the government is sloppy and motivated by their own career paths and earnings, But I have a hard time believing they were responsible for 911. It was the Work of Bin Laden's people IMO.

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      • greatwhiteguy September 12, 2019

        @ketamine<3 part of the government yes. Plus 99% of Jews never shown up for work that day at the towers. Pools of molten steel at ground zero. A politician bought the land a few weeks before and insured it while being told its a pointless investment.. Then that happened and he got a huge pay out.

        There's so much fish shit it's unreal how it all got ignored

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    •   nybadguy September 11, 2019

      @greatwhiteguy 11 letters? First time I'm hearing letters

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      • greatwhiteguy September 12, 2019

        @nybadguy 11 letters long lol step away from the spliff! Haha

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    •   nybadguy September 11, 2019

      @greatwhiteguy I know that my cousin worked with a major company in the trade center and supposedly they had a crazy lease deal for like for 50 years. Then the other thing I heard was that the buildings were so out dated and needed major upgrades. It would be cheaper to destroy them then to keep em.

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      •   wallawilly September 11, 2019

        @nybadguy

        Jewish owned and anybody who's taken physics knows that the buildings wud not fall straight down!

        Also, any given day, the towers averaged 50,000 folks. That day, 3,000.

        Anybody whose anybody in Architectural Engineering came out and called BS..

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        • uponusall September 12, 2019

          @wallawilly

          Ket, NY & Walla have lost their fucking minds.

          There are legit experts—a whole shitload that morph to size the number of any conspiracy claims—that have debunked every claim made, but conspirators can give a rat's ass about facts w/out some form of b.s. blinders on.

          Cheaper to destroy the buildings... with the people in 'em? Wwwhat?!

          Walla, so yer a ZOG conspirator?

          Oh my...

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  •   HJ247 September 11, 2019

    Engine, engine, number nine

    On the New York transit line

    If my train goes off the track

    Pick it up, Pick it up, Pick it up...

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    •   nybadguy September 11, 2019

      @HJ247 back on the scene crispy and clean. Ready to smoke up and smoke on the green

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  •   ketamine<3 September 11, 2019

    You HJ247 i sent you a pm.. if you read this shit anymore...

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    • apatheticanarchist September 11, 2019

      @ketamine<3

      He's mostly in to BM's unfortunately... lol

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    •   HJ247 September 12, 2019

      @ketamine<3

      I'm barely here anymore. What's the point? I'll check your p.m. tho, cuz we're old friends....

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  •   ketamine<3 September 11, 2019

    If you like metal ball.. this song is awesome..

    https://youtube.com/watch?v=Xv869Cr6h0w&app=desktop

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  • ornerybastard September 11, 2019

    Watch "David Ball - Thinkin' Problem" on YouTube

    https://youtu.be/YUqXWWb_ifA

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    • tnkid September 12, 2019

      @ornerybastard +

      Cltus T Judd's "Stinkin' Problem" was pretty good, too.

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  • derelikt September 12, 2019

    So, I'm contemplating about buying some human growth hormone supplements...I work out both willingly (lifting weights and such) and unwillingly (fucking working), so I guess I'm in good health, or what have you...Might any of you fine gentlemen or ladies (mostly gentlemen, though) have any info on that shit?

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    • uponusall September 12, 2019

      @derelikt

      Here's a tip... If you already get an unwillful workout, then cut the willful workout and go straight for the roids.

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