All i wanna do.. Is zooma zoom zoom.. With your boom boom
@mrfistursister allah wana do is chill and smoke some gas
So shake ya ass
what have you been fapping to lately?
Completely bald, red headed girls with a slight lisp, between 5'1" and 5'3" with a hang nail on their left thumbs.
You harassing Oompa Loompas again? Flamer!!!
@wallawilly I might get a restraining order
@burfurger woah, now thats what i call specific
It may be just a passing fad.
@worship Anything that resembles the bitches I work with that I haven't fucked.
@calethehuman ohhh, can relate,+
Space: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its five-year mission: to explore strange new worlds. To seek out new life and new civilizations. To boldly go where no man has gone before!
You get your man card today.
Lol... Many moons ago.
And then to extinguish them.
@wallawilly I love Star Trek, voyager was a wierd but deep space nine and Star Trek enterprise are both awesome, the original Star Trek with William shatner was awesome too. Great shows man.
out of the series I lived Voyager and Enterprise best. Both were "released" of the typical stereotype of expectations. Enterprise could have done with the whole attack on Earth scenario.
@sarge07 I couldn't get into voyager, I tried but just was too wierd. The earth attack was cool. It had to happen.. idk I suppose we can diss agree on that subject.
@ketamine<3 Voyager was slow for a couple of seasons, hen Jerri Ryan joined, Hubba hubba
@sarge07 hmm maybe I needed to keep watching it then.. I gave up after watching the first season.. it didn't catch my attention.
7 of 9 brought the heat
@sarge07 watching something up to the 7th season... idk man.
you don't like Jerri Ryan in that jumpsuit? Wadda ya g...……...
@sarge07 I like her, I didn't like the plot of the show, just couldn't get into it man sorry.
I just stepped in goddam shit
In my brand new goddam shoes I bought at a trailer park yard sale sumbitch
@maddog123 sure you didn't bought it with the shit? I mean trailer park sale?
All I wanna do is dreeeaam, dream, dream ,dream!
@GrimmWilder good song my man. Thanks for sharing, I've never heard it before.
Man this fuckin day is draggin like a motherfucker
Damn right it is, I've already had a few shots and a couple bowls to help it slide on by...
Ya ever noticed that I went a bit quiet a while ago, I'd just drop a comment or 2 then i'm outty? have you ever noticed the lack of comments on post since then?
I'm the Lizard King. I know everything...
@wallawilly naw bro I'm the lizard king... I know all.. been doing this man, almost on day 4.... you know what I mean.. it's been hard but I'm doing it. I've been keeping my mind occupied by going to my moms and chilling with the birds, we got 45 birds and a bunch of babies that just hatched and to make them friendly and tame we have to take them out of the nest after 3-4 weeks and hand feed them with syringes and shit. I love them, I have parrots and cocktails and love birds on my shoulder at all times.. it's peaceful and keeps my mind occupied...
fuck the damn parasites
they were my mother's obsession, she hand fed 150 at one time and they weren't even hers. Her and my Dad got into the "bird business" in the mid 90's and mom was obsessed and she refused to sell any of her birds. Dad wanted to see the country, but because of those parasites they couldn't go anywhere even an overnight trip. When mom passed I got rid of the fuckin useless birds she had left.
@sarge07 well I don't see them as parasites. I love them all.
I happy for ya, just don't turn into the Mean Ole Bird Woman of Tucson
@ketamine<3 I don’t know what the lizard king is but it’s sounds like you’re off to a great start!
@happyjack the lizard king is Jim Morrison... when he was with the doors at many shows he'd take a ton of acid or peyote or who knows what. And he was the lizard kind... he knew everything.
I'm quitting H... ink... been hard but I have a lot of love from my family.
or Lisa Simpson's "I am the lizard queen"!
@ketamine<3 ah gotcha. How was that movie The Doors? I remember that it was popular at the time but I’ve never seen it.
Good luck on your new mission. That’s good you have that support in place.
If you get all grumpy and shit and want to fight come here and cuss us all out we won’t hold it against you ;-)
@happyjack lol happy, I luv you man. I'd never cuss you out. Your a cool cat to me my man. I'm not the type to rip on people because of my own issues. I'll be fine, made it past the hardest part. Be well my friend.
And now it's even more quiet because you are such a tough act to follow.
@ouch We like talking when you aren't around.
"Leggo tu Ego"
350 million sold since 1980
What is it? It's the top selling item of ALL time. Want some hints?
@felterupgood Rubik's Cube. I think I've owned at least 6 of those things.
@felterupgood well being a member of this site imma go with big black dildos.. that's a hot commodity round these parts.
I’ve got one.
@mr_krabs of all the people... it had to be you lol! Can't lie.. I got one too.
If I’m being honest I actually have 4...
@mr_krabs haha, you might wanna see a counselor... you might be the G word...
Great? Yeah that’s me.
@mr_krabs yes, that the word I mean... ;) your fucking awesome dude!
a big black dildo? Whatever floats your boat
It probably floats
I am SOOO special! Less than 2% of the worlds population have what I have.
Grim is probably the only person here who can guess what it is.
@felterupgood Green eyes
Darn... I don't down vote.
Only people who are emotionally insecure and feel useless try to use negativity toward others in order to compensate for their pathetic sad existance.
However you didn't get that one. But you are close and on the right track
@felterupgood so you're a ginger then? Lol
Yes... but Grim should have jumped on that since he goes for the 1%
….assuming that half the 2% are male.
@felterupgood I dont mind the questions because i enjoy looking up stuff lol. My wife has green eyes, but my 11month son is a ginger with blue eyes. Gonna kill that mailman next time i see him!
Say 'Webbed Toes'....
And green/blue/hazel eyes are not all that uncommon among white people....the WORLD percentage includes Asia, Africa, India and China where ninety nine and nine tenths have brown.,,.,.
and yeah yeah i already see my fuckup.....(China is in Asia)
@GrimmWilder If you asked them, I'm sure that thy would say it was the other way around.
@GrimmWilder lmao i used to know a guy who had webbed toes, he was a dick and aptly named so. Richard
So did Kevin Costner
@felterupgood Your entire comment is negative in nature LMFAO. But your feeble mind thinks that you're some superior being because you down click on a little arrow provided by the website for just that reason.
So if bad guys are the ones that press the down arrow button, what is Mr Crazyshit who is the inventor and provider of said down arrow button? LMFAO you take this shit way too seriously old timer.
@felterupgood 2 vagina's and a penis?
So did walla get banned yet?
Walla has never been banned, you puss inducing disease!!!
Can we get a fact check on that?
Your green smoking icon is cool.
Well, you're gonna be... according to Cory from the last rant. I don't care how much you keep offering, the answer is NO!
Have you ever falling in love with a word? How deep is your love?
About 6 1/2 inches.
GOD DAMN! I wish I had a Big Dick!
Pull the one pounding yer asshole out and claim it as yer own, stud muffin... ;-)
I addressed that concern by finding a smaller pussy... or in one case her ass.
The smallest pussy ...in my old age... was a smaller woman who hadn't had sex in over 10 years. OH LORDY... that woman would cum so hard and just couldn't help but start squirting.
Then there was the huge lunch lady type... I mean huge. (They need love too.)
She only wanted to do anal... and it was tight, tight, tight and she would scream and moan and ask for more. Finally she would say "Shit that feels good." and then it's a bronco ride. That cowboy sex ….where you try to hang on for 8 seconds.
I may have "edited" that post a little for entertainment purposes.
@fistermister Now look what you did, you got everyone's least favorite grandpa talking about his huge stank ass fat bitches and dried up old yeasty pussy :-)
Yeah! @fistermister! Look at what you gone and did. You made everyone vomit into their mouths. Shame on you.
dang, I thought I was the least favorite
@sarge07 never.....you and I disagree what maybe 75% of the time but I still have a lot of love for you LOL
Chicken Fried Steak! Pick it up!
Gezzsh... I thought you guys were tough but stretching a fat girls ass makes you barf
2 voted "Male"
1 (me) voted "female"
1 voted "Not sure, but looks good from here"
and 2 of you cocksuckers voted "Fuck off, This is Grimm's job"
LOL... I voted fuck off, this is Grimm's job.
@GrimmWilder I voted male because the tits look a bit off and I know you... your sneaky and like to post tranny pics lol.
Maybe so,...but it's not my sneaky this time....the mod did it.,.,,
@GrimmWilder the mod edits photos uploaded? Wtf..
No, I don't edit user images, but I did create the current what the fuck is it poll.
@crazyshit-Cory H. I always liked the "what the fuck is it" polls. So what is grimm referring to?
well, you're right, it has a peepee
@sarge07 That's a pull starter to get her going,. give it a try and let us know how it works out for ya.
Man, my pharmacy is not giving me the mess I've been prescribed.. they are now giving me generic shit.. I know it's the same shit but I want the real deal.. they are getting cheap on me..
9/11/01 Never forget.
@nybadguy never forget brother...
but remember, it was our own government that did it. But I'll never forget the lives lost in that tragedy. So sad.. my heart goes out to all that lost their lives and the grieving families.
Please tell me you don't believe that conspiracy bullshit?
@sarge07 I'm not too far into the conspiracy shit but I do believe that our government had something to do with it.
@sarge07 just look at how the buildings fell... is I don't wanna have this argument. I believe it was propaganda to support us invading the Middle East. It's bullshit.
engineers from several universities have debunked the "gubmint did it" crap long ago.
It was aliens
@sarge07 plenty of engineers have said that they couldnt have falllen they way they did without explosives placed. And building 7... haha.. yeah, try and defend that one dude..
I'm no engineer but again I'll take MIT engineer's word over some French fuck and his conspiracy book any day
@sarge07 so,e paid engineers over people who speak the obvious truth.... ok believe what you want dude.
educated men or tin foil beanie wearing conspiracy nuts? Hard choice
@sarge07 Common, it's not like they didn't try and fail once before with the truck of explosives in the subterranean parking first.
ket's got a long chain to yank today
@sarge07 no I don't.. if those buildings fell just from the plane crash it would have broken in half, not fall straight down with every floor going as it fell.. your delusional if you thing a building like that could collapse straight down by getting hit by a plane in the middle. No way in hell I believe that bullshit. They set it up, they did it. And now we had every one hating the middle eastern people and have a reason to invade and protect poppy fields.
Havnt slept in days... but I've been through the desert on a horse with no name...
did it feel good to get out of the rain?
Now he cant remember his name.
what? I thought the horse had no name?
Hey @cory I know we can't post animal pics in the UU but what about the forums?
Trying to pass your penis off as a snake again? Can’t fool us.
the endangered "Trouser Boa"
No I'm not gonna show my wiener... I just wanna show my snake and birds..
is that how kids these days say twig & berries? Snake & birds? And thanks for NOT posting your penis for all to see, there are a couple that would not stop making that fapping noise.
Haha! I do actually want to see your snake, I hope you can post it.
@mr_krabs I have a beautiful California king snake. And a bunch of birds, parrots, cocktails, love birds, and a few others I can't remember. But I'd love to show them off.
@ketamine<3 I had a California king he was black and yellow. He escaped after a day lol. Well let loose my lil cousin went into my room when I was t there
The panty python.
Yes. That should be fine. Keep in mind though, at this time there's no image upload option in the forums. You'll need to host it elsewhere and copy image link and use it in the forums.
@crazyshit-Cory H. Ok thank you for the info on that.
Hey bro. Take a pic of your snake and upload as your avi...
Why you want to see his dick? Wallwilly:Comfirmed:Gay!
Very happy. Yes indeed...
@wallawilly I'll never change my avi bro....
This "no image upload option in the forums" shit is lame-ass.....is it gunna get fixed?
Thanks for the feedback. Image uploading ins't an option currently, but this is something we'd like to have in the future.
Are you implying that all of the tranny uploads broke the first forums?
Remember 9-11! Anyone associated with it should be slowly tortured and never allowed to die!
slowly, very slowly
If there is any farm news you'll be the first to know.
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Ket will like this:
"I like my women like building 7, going down for no reason. That's a conspiracy theory reference 9 out of 11 people don't get. It's an inside joke"
Too soon. Too soon.
burfs mouth is currently stuffed full of cock. He will return later...
@crazyshit-Cory H. I like this indeed!
@crazyshit-Cory H. 9 out of 11.....nice touch
“A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it.”
― Albert Einstein
@fistermister a stupid person causes them *
He missed that but it seems lol
Who would of thought in smarter than old Albert
1 reason to say, where the fuck is the Updates?
They’re inside burfs anus, put those fists to use and get them for us.
Mr. CS is gonna have to pay big $ to extract them.
@felterupgood Dat's a huge clit.
I like my beer just like my first marriage
I was married with three kids when Clinton was getting blow jobs.... and I had to explain to her what it was.
I was getting head and had no children when Clinton was in office I should not have said I do. She said I do" not have to do that anymore"
@ornerybastard haha! I'm sorry that's not funny. I'm never getting married but if I did I'd make damn sure that wouldn't stop.. if imma eat some pussy, she's gonna suck some dick... that's how it is.
Laugh away my friend it's funny as hell. I was a dumb ass twice and yes I said this before it will never happen again. The women I have met so far are bat shit crazy. If they didn't have pussies I wouldn't even talk to them.
@ornerybastard ha! Your a good guy, just made the mistake of getting hitched. It's gonna be alright your gonna be just fine my man. But pussy is pussy, that's it.. don't get attached to it just put your dick in it and say wham bam thank you mamm!
If only I had the same advice so many years ago.
I thimk the internationally woman's code allows a woman to cancel one hole.
So I just tell em.... You make the call.
@felterupgood well if a woman says no then it no but if she says go then it's on...
@ornerybastard shit I feel old, I got married at the end of Clinton's term too
I was born in 1971
I feel way older than I am
Then have a seat on yer throne because you must be exhausted and you gotta be due for yer Thursday steamy mondoduke by now...
Because yer old, Mr. Bastard... I keeed.
Besides, I'll be getting my 1st colonoscopy next year. :)
I'm very regular always do my business in the am.
Good luck with the colonoscopy mine was not the best of news. Butt it is what it is lol
I'm about to do the most interesting post on this thread... (strange I know) gimme a few mins to type this shit...
Sept 11th is the 254th day of the year.. 2+5+4=11.
George W Bush = 11 letters.
New York City = 11 letters.
New York City is also the 11th state.
Afghanistan =11 letters.
1st plane to hit was flight 11! It had 92 passengers on.. 9+2=11.
Finally.. The twin towers looked like what?.. A giant 11.
@greatwhiteguy that shit is a conspiracy. The US government set that shit up to invade Iraq and Afghanistan... it's total bullshit.
@ketamine<3 The problem that I have with government conspiracies is who's the "government"?
Was George Bush in on it, Colin Powell, CIA, FBI. And who came up with the idea, and what are the chances of getting enough people on board to do pull it off, without anyone snitching then or all these years later.
I think the government is sloppy and motivated by their own career paths and earnings, But I have a hard time believing they were responsible for 911. It was the Work of Bin Laden's people IMO.
@ketamine<3 part of the government yes. Plus 99% of Jews never shown up for work that day at the towers. Pools of molten steel at ground zero. A politician bought the land a few weeks before and insured it while being told its a pointless investment.. Then that happened and he got a huge pay out.
There's so much fish shit it's unreal how it all got ignored
@greatwhiteguy 11 letters? First time I'm hearing letters
@nybadguy 11 letters long lol step away from the spliff! Haha
@greatwhiteguy I know that my cousin worked with a major company in the trade center and supposedly they had a crazy lease deal for like for 50 years. Then the other thing I heard was that the buildings were so out dated and needed major upgrades. It would be cheaper to destroy them then to keep em.
Jewish owned and anybody who's taken physics knows that the buildings wud not fall straight down!
Also, any given day, the towers averaged 50,000 folks. That day, 3,000.
Anybody whose anybody in Architectural Engineering came out and called BS..
Ket, NY & Walla have lost their fucking minds.
There are legit experts—a whole shitload that morph to size the number of any conspiracy claims—that have debunked every claim made, but conspirators can give a rat's ass about facts w/out some form of b.s. blinders on.
Cheaper to destroy the buildings... with the people in 'em? Wwwhat?!
Walla, so yer a ZOG conspirator?
Engine, engine, number nine
On the New York transit line
If my train goes off the track
Pick it up, Pick it up, Pick it up...
@HJ247 back on the scene crispy and clean. Ready to smoke up and smoke on the green
You HJ247 i sent you a pm.. if you read this shit anymore...
He's mostly in to BM's unfortunately... lol
I'm barely here anymore. What's the point? I'll check your p.m. tho, cuz we're old friends....
If you like metal ball.. this song is awesome..
Watch "David Ball - Thinkin' Problem" on YouTube
Cltus T Judd's "Stinkin' Problem" was pretty good, too.
So, I'm contemplating about buying some human growth hormone supplements...I work out both willingly (lifting weights and such) and unwillingly (fucking working), so I guess I'm in good health, or what have you...Might any of you fine gentlemen or ladies (mostly gentlemen, though) have any info on that shit?
Here's a tip... If you already get an unwillful workout, then cut the willful workout and go straight for the roids.